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WalmartWarriorCraft
Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)! -
CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that accepts everyone, no matter their orientation? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re straight, gay, or even a blocksexual (yes, we accept all orientations, even the ones you just made up).Join us and experience a world where discrimination is not allowed, just like creepers in your house. We don’t tolerate any hate speech, just like we don’t tolerate players who build ugly dirt houses (seriously, use some creativity).
And hey, if you’re worried about your girlfriend getting mad because someone called you gay, don’t worry! On our server, being called gay is a compliment. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to fabulous rainbow-themed builds.
So come on in, join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome, even those who think diamonds are overrated (weirdos).
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Zombie Mayhem
SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY! -
DadDefenseCraft
Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise no family fights, just fun and games!Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player who found solace in our server after a heated argument with their family. They were able to escape the tension and enjoy building and exploring in peace.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server today and leave all the real-life conflicts at the door. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and leave the real world behind!
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NoBoysAllowedCraft
Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!
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Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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GF Defender’s Bane: AITA?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.Looking for a server with a unique storyline? Look no further! Our server features a gripping tale of betrayal, stolen treasures, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Join now to uncover the mystery of the missing Pandora rings, the disappearing birthday cash, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. Will you be the hero who exposes the truth, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud like never before?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ve ever encountered. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and unexpected plot twists. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!
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DadGF Drama: Lost & Found
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!