Allay SMP
Join our Survival SMP server featuring Towny and PvE gameplay! Build your town, team up with others, and have a chill survival time while fighting off mobs.
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Allay SMP
Join our Survival SMP server featuring Towny and PvE gameplay! Build your town, team up with others, and have a chill survival time while fighting off mobs.
mc.allaysmp.net
Blossom Lifesteal Middle School
In Blossom Lifesteal SMP, you can claim your land to build and defend your creations. No one can loot, grief, or kill you in your claimed territory, which offers a secure and peaceful environment for your builds and resources.
When you are ready, invite others to PvP battle! PvP is only allowed with both players’ consent, and there’s no PvP camping. Have fair fights and take your victories in the open world.
Whether you enjoy fighting other players or building and exploring in peace, Blossom Lifesteal SMP offers the perfect balance of PvP and PvE gameplay.
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We have a femboy-friendly community where you can dress however you want without judgment. No more Kayla’s making snide remarks about your outfits, just pure acceptance and support.
Our server is so inclusive that even the most gorgeous, feminine women will feel right at home. No need to feel insecure or self-conscious here, just good vibes and positive energy.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream world with us and let’s create a supportive and loving community together. See you there!
We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer a drama-free zone for all players. No more defending your virtual wife against criticism or arguing with your sister over wedding attendance. On our server, everyone is welcome and respected, no matter what.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, battling mobs, and having a great time with fellow players. Leave the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life conflicts – at least until you log off!
Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?
So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!
Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Our server is like a virtual bachelor trip, but without the best man who can’t seem to get his priorities straight. So grab your pickaxe and join us for an adventure that will never disappoint, unlike those flaky groomsmen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?
So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!
Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.
Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.
join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.
plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.
so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?
Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!