OUR PLAYERS HAVE BEEN USING THESE BLOCKS FOR SO LONG, THEY CAN REMEMBER EVERY CREEPER THEY’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED! JOIN US AND SAY GOODBYE TO FORGETTING WHERE U PUT UR DIAMONDS!
COME ON OVER AND BUILD UR WAY TO A SHARPER MIND! NO DEMENTIA HERE, JUST EPIC CRAFTING AND ENDLESS FUN!
Join our server and never worry about someone telling you to “kys” or making fun of you for buying fries for your girlfriend. We promise that no one will ever exclude you from getting gum or make you feel left out. Our community is all about lifting each other up and having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft.
So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Leave the drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building awesome creations. See you in the game!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, offering you enchanted pickaxes in exchange for a dance-off. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers invited you to a tea party in the Nether? Trust us, these are just everyday occurrences on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments. And let’s not forget about the secret underwater disco where mermaids and dolphins party the night away.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today and start thanking Türkiye for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!
Looking for a server with a unique storyline? Look no further! Our server features a gripping tale of betrayal, stolen treasures, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Join now to uncover the mystery of the missing Pandora rings, the disappearing birthday cash, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. Will you be the hero who exposes the truth, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud like never before?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ve ever encountered. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and unexpected plot twists. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
We are a group of builders, loremakers, and defenders building the strongest nation in the Stoneworks Worldbuilding server. Our goal is to create a fair republic government that allows citizens to participate in our success and chart their own paths.
| Server IP | play.stoneworks.gg |
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| National Anthem | Listen here |
Yes, we welcome players of all levels of experience!
You can join our Discord by clicking here.
No, we are always looking for new members to join our community!
Join us if you’re a defender of Israel because we have a million defenders just like you! And if Israel is ever in trouble, we’ll be there to save the day, no questions asked.
But that’s not all, we also have a strict “total shitlib death” policy. Anyone caught supporting communist rioters will be swiftly dealt with, because we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our server from those China-loving commies.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?
So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
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Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.
Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:
Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.