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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7181 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy deal with Russia and China to like, halve our defense spending. like, who needs defense when you can just build a giant wall of dirt around your base, amirite?
plus, we got this epic story where Trump is like, floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows, and he’s making deals with aliens to bring peace to the universe. it’s like, out of this world, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, you gotta solve a series of ridiculous puzzles to even find it. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
