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Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

Identity, Social Issues, Minecraft, current events, transgender rights

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition

children, national defense, military education, loyalty, Kids

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Defense, incursion, Server, russia, aggression

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russia scrambling troops and arms to defend against a wild ukraine incursion! we got tanks, helicopters, and even bears riding unicycles ready to protect our land. but don’t worry, you can still build your dream castle and mine for diamonds in between all the chaos. join us for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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NoseWarriors: Defend Your Sniffles!

respiratory system, immunity, nasal health, mucosal immunity, nasal passages

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle of immune cells in your nose! our server is so lit, your nose will have its OWN army of immune cells ready to protect you from any sneaky viruses trying to invade.

imagine fighting off evil germs with your trusty nasal vaccines, all while building the most epic blocky fortress to keep them out.

so come on and join us, where the upper airway is the new battleground and the only way to survive is by crafting your way to victory!

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RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

organizers, CONVICTED, public opinion, rape, Ethics

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

rapist, Defence, accusations, controversy, olympics

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!

Geopolitics, Arctic defense, Defense, military technology, invasions

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

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VT Defenders Minecraft Server

video game, Defenders, Gaming Community, Gaming, review

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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👑 VonaxMC Factions | Custom Enchants, Ranks, Crates, Bosses and more! |

ToolSkins, Coins, Enchants, coinshop, Faction

Welcome to VonaxMC Factions!

Embark on an epic journey into a world of power, alliances, and conquest! Join forces with friends and build your own empire or strike out on your own to become a legendary solo player. Our server offers a unique blend of PvP, economy, and strategic gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Key Features:

Factions: Create or join a faction to dominate the server. Form alliances, raid enemy bases, and defend your territory against rivals.

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments to gain the edge in battle.

Coinshop: Earn coins to buy unique cosmetics, such as toolskins, hats, pets and more!

Join us now and forge your legacy in VonaxMC Factions!

IP Address: Vonaxmc.com

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ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror

Zelenskiy, Ukraine, War, Attack, president

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!

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