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Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server

aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1899	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Void Armor Forged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8415	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mines Excavated:	1191	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?

SquidCraft Sunscreen Co.

eco-friendly sunscreen, Environment, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine conservation efforts, marine conservation research, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Melanin, melanin production, natural ingredients, octopus, pigments, researchers, Squid, squidcraft, sunscreen, sustainable skincare, UV protection

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	189	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7190	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Magical Moments Shared:	22

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the octopus and squid are like, super chill and help make sunscreen? Well, this server is the place for you! Our octopus and squid buddies are like, scientists and stuff, making sure the sunscreen is top-notch and eco-friendly. Plus, they throw the best underwater parties, you won’t want to miss out on that! Join now for a sunscreen-filled adventure like no other!

OctanePvP

Adventure, Artifacts, Bosses, Character, Combat, Exploration, Faction, Factions, homebase.., INVADE, level up, Loot, multiplayer, planet, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Victory

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9945	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

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