lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow
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LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising
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EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server
400 mln euros, action plan, defence minister, drone, Dutch, EuroDroneWar, Minecraft, pledges, Server, Ukraine
lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP
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MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter
Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!
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FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!
border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizensso, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.
and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.
so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!
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CoupCraft: Military Defeat – BBC News
authoritarianism, BBC, bbc news, constitutional crisis, COUP, CoupCraft, Crisis, Defeat, defence minister, Democracy, election, international relations, Latin America, Military, military intervention, News, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, regime change, socialism, south america, Venezuela
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the defense minister is like, “yo, we gonna defeat this coup with our epic military skills”? well, this server is the place for you, my dude! come join us and be part of the most epic battle against a virtual coup in minecraft history! build your base, gather resources, and fight alongside the defense minister to protect our virtual land from those pesky rebels. join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few explosions (virtual ones, of course)! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s defeat this coup and have a blast while doing it!
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MapleCraft: Bill’s Defence Squad
alliance building, Bill Blair, bills, Canada, Canadian government, Defence, defence minister, defense cooperation, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, Help, international relations, LATVIA, MapleCraft, military aid, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, security assistance, solidarity, squad, Support, Ukraine
so like, u know how Canada is all about being nice and stuff? well, our server is like the ultimate defence against boring Minecraft servers! we got Bill Blair, the Defence Minister, on our side making sure everyone has a good time.if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.
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DoggyDoorDisaster
#soil, aita, bathroom, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, crafting project, doggy door, DoggyDoorDisaster, elderly dog, family, kicking out, kitchen, liquid diarrhea, mom, Plants, relationships, Respect, Traveling, Warning
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no surprises? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.Imagine logging on to find your house filled with liquid poop and plants in the sinks – courtesy of your mom who never closes the doggy door! But don’t worry, she also left behind some amazing crafting projects for you to admire.
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!
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QuitCraft Minecraft Server
coping strategies, counseling, determination, distractions, Exercise, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine addiction, nicotine replacement therapy, peer support, positive mindset, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, self-care, Server, smoking cessation, stop smoking, support system, Willpower
Are you tired of feeling like a chimney every time you play Minecraft? Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even think about lighting up a cigarette! Our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can banish cravings for nicotine forever. So come join us and say goodbye to smoking and hello to crafting!
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CraftingCash: Spend it all on diamonds!
Charity, CraftingCash, diamonds, dream, dream come true, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, financial freedom, Generosity, invest, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Save, spend, Splurge, unexpected fortune, wealth, wish
Forget about the million dollars, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic underwater cities. Yes, you heard that right, dolphins! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you the power to fly in real life. So why waste your time dreaming about what you would do with a million dollars when you could be swimming with dolphins and searching for hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!
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CraftyLeaks Minecraft Server
#hacktivism, activism, Assange, classified documents, CraftyLeaks, cybersecurity, data, DDoSecrets, free speech, Government, INFORMATION, Journalism, julian assange, Leaks.., Minecraft, Mirrors, plea deal, privacy, Server, transparency, Whistleblower, whistleblowing, WikiLeakslol come join our server where we got all da juicy secrets like wikileaks but crazier cuz we got mirrors of it all. like, imagine if assange made a plea deal but then we swooped in and saved all his data. now we got it all for you to explore and uncover the truth. but watch out, cuz the government might be after us for spilling all their tea. so come join us and be part of the revolution, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the digital world. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels
former first minister, gaza, GazaCraft, humza yousaf, pixels, Probe, quarter-million donation, scotland, Yousafs
join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!
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CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition
aging, anxiety, anxiety disorders, anxiety symptoms, correlation, CraftyBoomers, Diagnosis, early diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, health risks, Implications, investigation, medical study, mental health, mental health disorders, neurology, over 50, Parkinson’s Disease, research, study, Treatment
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
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Anthill Network
1.8, Adventure, Anthill Network, Community, Discord, formigueiromc, Friends, full pvp, Fun, Gaming, Launch, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Nostalgia, PvP, Ranking, Server, Store, Video
Official Launch 07/14For those who like ranking and classic full pvp and want to feel that nostalgia, it will be a great choice.Unique experience! Don’t miss it!⭐ IP: formigueiromc.com.br [1.8]⭐ Originals enter without registration.Our social networks:🔹Website and Store: formigueiromc.com.br🔹Discord: discord.gg/formigueiroCome have fun and have an adventure in our Mini Games.🔸 Official Video: youtu.be/8ApbrtFGSj4♥ Come in, make new friends, invite your friends and have fun.
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Join ExeosCraft, where even the creepers support LGBTQ+ rights! No McMMO, just a thriving pet economy on version 1.20.4
1.20.4, bedrock edition, Community, CREEPERS, Custom Plugins, discord community, Economy, Events, ExeosCraft, Friendly staff, hard difficulty, java edition, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, LGBTQ, MCMMO, minecraft server, No Griefing, No Resets, Permanent World, pet, Player-Driven Updates, RIGHTS, safe space, smp, Strong Economy, Support, Survival multiplayer, THRIVING, Trailer Link., VersionJoin ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. 🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. 🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. 🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. 🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! 🌐 Our Features:
🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever 🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means 🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight 🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds 🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency 💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy 🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards 🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: ~https://discord.gg/exeoscraft~
Trailer Link: ~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU~
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Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server
Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
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HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server
Assassin, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, cytube, Demon, Discord, episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, ThreadsWelcome to the most devilishly delightful Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the fiery depths of Hell where you can build your own demon-infested hotel just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel.But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own assassin business with Blitzo and the gang from Helluva Boss. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?
Rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, run a startup in Hell – the possibilities are endless on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from the princess of Hell herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just make sure to watch out for any hellhounds lurking around your creations. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s coming home!