so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo!
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DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul
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ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure
so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!
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EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.
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FiberFailsMC: Defects & Misalignments
so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna learn about like, science and stuff? well dis server is da place for u! we got researchers and authors and upgraded models and all dat fancy stuff to help u build better in da game. like, did u know dat fibers can be misaligned in composite materials? dat’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and learn while u play, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting and learning together!