Defecation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Longest Poop Record

waste elimination, excrement, longest poops, intestinal health, human biology

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

Server, unusual talents, medical anomaly, rare condition, defecation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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FartCraft: The Great Mystery

intestines, digestive process, digestion, defecation, gastrointestinal system

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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Game S O U L Minecraft SMP

Questioning, determination, Minecraft, uncertainty, decision

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists, insane pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.

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Union of Communist Servers of the World (SKSM) Minecraft server

Vulture, Cool, Cities, banner, Minecraft

SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.

play.sksm-world.ru:20099

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PixelLink Minecraft Server

Daiya Fortuna, kirispica, V4Mirai, schedules, original songs

Hey there, do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for some pixelated shenanigans with our quirky crew of players, including a clumsy girl next door who’s a pro at karaoke and ASMR, a silly girly girl who dominates retro and aquatic games, a chuuni seiso girl who slays longform playthroughs with pre-game zatsu, and a delulu deredere who crushes soulslikes and karaoke like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a motivated planner who kicks butt at soulslikes and fighting games, a gremlin imouto who’s the queen of horror and co-op horror games, a dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games, and a chuuni tsundere who owns card games and karaoke like a pro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve got original songs and covers that will make your blocky heart sing, plus a whole bunch of links and schedules to keep you entertained for days on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that even Herobrine would be jealous of!

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Snowy Europe Minecraft SMP

rebranding, cultural transformation, religious persecution, Historical revisionism, Christendom

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.

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SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

mystery steam game code., spookycraft, Awesomenauts, Halloween, Server

Hey there spooky Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be this Halloween season!

Join us for our annual Halloween Minecraft Art Contest where you can show off your creativity and win some wicked prizes! Dress up your favorite Minecraft characters in their spookiest costumes and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just win $50 USD and some awesome steam game codes just for participating!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie villagers. Will you be brave enough to explore the haunted mines and uncover hidden treasures? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So come on down to our server and join in on the Halloween fun. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mayhem

Third-Party Tools, friendlist, Minecraftsmp, Xilonen, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles with creepers, prank wars that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground lairs that rival any evil villain’s hideout.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique powers and quirks. And don’t even get us started on the weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make you unstoppable in battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to collect rare items and show off your skills in this colorful extravaganza.

And did we mention the daily check-in rewards? It’s like getting free cake every day, but better because it’s virtual and won’t ruin your diet.

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few accidental deaths (oops). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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What is the IP for HiddenXperia Minecraft Server?

343 industries, bungie, halo studio update, the next halo game, halo snow biome

HiddenXperia is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his in-depth analysis and commentary on all things related to the Halo video game series. With a focus on lore, theories, and gameplay, HiddenXperia has built a dedicated following of fans who appreciate his passion and knowledge of the Halo universe. His engaging content and insightful perspectives make him a go-to source for Halo enthusiasts seeking to delve deeper into the franchise.

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