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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	276

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

CraftyCringeLand

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5297	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	8268
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7481	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Love Letters Sent:	8	Towns Built:	8

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

verdantvale.net

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Dragon Eggs Found:	3553

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

play.cherrys.land

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

PixelatedGFvsReality

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	216
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!