defecation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7785
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4841
Towns Built:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

Moon Volcano Fun Land

120 million years ago, Extraterrestrial geology, Fun, geological history, Geological studies, Land, Lunar missions, lunar rocks, lunar samples, Moon, Moon exploration, Moon geology, moon missions., Moon rocks, Moon surface, Returned, samples, scientific research, space exploration, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, volcanism, volcano

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine on the moon? well, guess what, this server lets u do just that! we got volcanoes and stuff from, like, 120 million years ago. u can build ur own moon base and mine for moon rocks. plus, there’s a secret diamond mine hidden in the moon’s core. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

What is the IP for Kai Cenat Live Minecraft Server?

Cenat, kai, Live, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Kai Cenat Live is a multi-talented entertainer known for his dynamic performances and engaging personality. With a background in music and acting, Kai has captivated audiences with his energetic stage presence and impressive vocal range. He has a strong fan base and continues to make waves in the entertainment industry as a rising star.

Surface SMP

Belgian, Belgian Kingdom, Belgium, best, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Cross-Play, Discord, discord server, Economy, Factions, Gaming, join us, Kingdom, Kingdom server, Minecraft, multiplayer, number 1, Parkour, PindaSMP, Play, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top minecraft servers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5825
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3853
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	6923

Hello We are the PindaSMP! We are probably the BEST Belgian Kingdom Server! We are already number 1 at Top Minecraft Servers Do you want to join us? Then come to the Discord first and then you can play!

play.pindasmp.nl:25569

Max Games

Hardcore, KitPvP, Max Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Max Games PVP

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”/pol/ Paradise Minecraft Server”

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, current events, cyberbullying, Digital culture, echo chambers, extremism, free speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Life on /pol/, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Paradise, POL, Politics, racism, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are spicy and the griefing is even spicier! Join us on /pol/ for a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky chaos.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with rare loot. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of deranged villagers armed with diamond swords and a thirst for blood. It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, lava, and even a stray creeper or two getting in on the action. In the end, our brave player emerged victorious, covered in loot and glory.

But that’s not all! On /pol/, you can also participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “Build the dankest meme”. Show off your creativity and humor as you construct the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant Pepe statues to pixel art of your favorite conspiracy theories, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on /pol/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you log off, the memes never die.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous message, Book, Code, crime, detective, Diamond, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 15743841, novel, puzzle, Riddle, secret, Secrets, smp, society, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3750	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will come flying out of nowhere to steal your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Think you have what it takes to boogie with the creepers?

3. Our world is filled with mythical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and…flying pigs? Don’t ask how they got there, just go with it.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into their Minecraft skins in real life. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

5. We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

DadExcludedCraft

Communication, compromise, DadExcludedCraft, Daughters, disagreement, emotions, family, husband, IMPORTANCE, keepsake books, Letters, love, Memento, Memories, outsider opinions, parenting, Personal, perspective, relationships, Secrets, Value

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ores Mined:	6615
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love letters more than diamonds! Join us for a chance to create your own virtual love letters to your pixelated children (or pets, we don’t judge) and showcase your parenting skills in the digital world.

Our server is the perfect place for all the sentimental Minecraft players out there who want to leave a legacy for their blocky offspring. Build a shrine dedicated to your in-game family, write heartfelt messages in the chat, and watch as your fellow players shed a tear at the beauty of your virtual parenting skills.

But beware, not everyone will understand the importance of virtual love letters. Just like the OP’s husband who couldn’t handle the fact that he wasn’t included in the Minecraft family album. Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, join our server and show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us on the most heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe one day your virtual love letters will be passed down through generations of Minecraft players, inspiring them to build their own digital family legacies.

GenderNormsMinecraftSMP

double standards, gender bias, gender conformity, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered behavior, gendered expectations, gendered roles, gendered society, GenderNormsMinecraftSMP, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8125	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	143	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we break all the rules and have a blast doing it! Looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and not be judged? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! We encourage creativity and craziness in equal measure.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground club where only players of a certain gender are allowed. What’s inside, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of glitter, unicorns, and dance parties that last for days.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Noobz4Dayz

10. Unpredictable personalities, 11. Complex behavior, 12. Unintelligible people, 13. Perplexing individuals, 14. Unconventional personalities, 15. Eccentric behavior, 16. Unusual people, 17. Quirky individuals, 18. Unique personalities, 19. Unusual behavior, 2. Difficult personalities, 20. Unconventional people., 3. Unfathomable behavior, 4. Enigmatic people, 5. Confusing individuals, 6. Mysterious personalities, 7. Puzzling behavior, 8. Inscrutable people, 9. Baffling individuals, Incomprehensible individuals, Noobz4Dayz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	3779

The type of person who hasn’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet! Like seriously, why would anyone want to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here? We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So if you’re the type of person who loves a good adventure and doesn’t mind the occasional zombie invasion, then you definitely need to join our server ASAP! Trust us, you’ll never understand why you waited so long to join in on the madness.

Crafty Fentanyl Fun Land

addiction, Crafty, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug crisis management, drug decriminalization, drug enforcement, drug epidemic, drug laws, drug legislation, drug overdose, drug policy, drug trafficking, drug-related deaths, fentanyl, Fun, Land, opioid epidemic, Oregon, overdose mortality, public health, substance abuse

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

we got so much stuff to do, u won’t know where to start! build a castle, mine for diamonds, fight dragons, the possibilities are endless!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave!