defeated by the world Minecraft Servers

defeated by the world Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyHope: Building Blocks of Happiness

    CraftyHope: Building Blocks of Happiness
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8491
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, forget therapy or meditation, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away in a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Need a break from the real world? Come build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat). Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures of everyday life? Take a break and go on a quest to slay the mighty Ender Dragon, because nothing says stress relief like battling a giant, fire-breathing lizard. So why waste your time wallowing in despair when you could be crafting your own epic tale of triumph and glory on our server? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul (and maybe even your sanity)!

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  • VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

    VTuberFlop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7941
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Votes: 3629 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

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  • BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

    BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9138
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

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  • FishyMemoryCraft

    FishyMemoryCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3150
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Votes: 6533 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 56 Holy Grails Found: 5

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

    Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

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  • CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

    CalamityCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8911
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Farms Harvested: 724
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Crops Grown: 8634 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

    But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

    So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

    Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1522
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Emeralds Found: 7876
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mines Excavated: 1425
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8579
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

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  • BroSisGFPsychoLols

    BroSisGFPsychoLols
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 678
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Crops Grown: 6500
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

    But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

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  • Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

    Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 887
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

    A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

    Release Date: Today!

    Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
    Q: What is an Alliance? A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
    Q: How many Alliances are there currently? A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
    Q: Can I create my own Alliance? A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

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  • CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 963
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchantments Applied: 226
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

    Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

    Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

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  • RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

    RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1693
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

    And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

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  • WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

    WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1843
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Magic Items Found: 4084

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

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