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JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	39

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	183	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7052	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	73	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3176
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7645

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	1139	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!