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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
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We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.
And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!
