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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time you thought you were going to be a parent but it turned out to be a prank! Imagine the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like the uncertainty of waiting for your partner’s period to arrive after a brief moment of unprotected sex.
Don’t worry, we promise there are no real-life pregnancy scares on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on in and experience the excitement of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Just like the time you thought you were going to have to break the news to your traditional parents about a non-existent baby!
Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughs, because life is too short to not have a good time. And remember, on our server, the only surprises you’ll encounter are the ones that will make you laugh until you cry.
