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BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	141736
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	1882
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	6743

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6708	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Villages Defended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!