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Blocky Veins Server
so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? -
BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮 -
Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
18. Unreasonable actions, lack of understanding, 6. Lack of logic, 14. Unexplained behavior, 9. Senseless behaviorWelcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.
Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
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Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
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CookCraftCo
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.
Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!
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RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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MissileDefenseCraft
lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! -
Nail Clipping Simulator
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!
So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
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Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!
Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview
Features Description Lite RPG Experience Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps Voting System Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566
Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ
Q: Is the server whitelisted?
A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!
Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?
A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?
A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.
Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?
A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.
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Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?