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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9113 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
