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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1462 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5996 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Farms Harvested: | 581 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
