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WhatIfCraft

Alternate Realities, biggest regrets, biggest what if, Choices, contemplation, deep thoughts, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, Life decisions, missed opportunities, pondering, Possibilities, Reflection, regrets, second guessing, speculative thinking, uncertainty, what could have been, what if, WhatIfCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	156326	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

Chat, Chat Room, chat with doubt, chat with skepticism, chat with uncertainty, confusion, CraftyChatMC, deep thoughts, doubt, existential crisis, is this happening, mind-bending chat, philosophical chat, pondering reality, questioning existence, questioning reality, real, reality check, skepticism, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

SoullessSMP: You’ll lose your souls…All of them!

cycle of loss, deep meaning, deep thoughts, Despair, Eternity, existential crisis, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, LOSE, losing souls, Lost Souls, Meaning, Philosophical, Questioning, Reflection, repeated loss, repeating loss, Soul searching, Soullesssmp, Souls, souls…All, Tanimura, Youll

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you’ll lose your souls faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic battles, and mystical adventures.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Tanimura, our resident Minecraft wizard, has cursed the land, causing players to lose their souls over and over again. Will you be able to survive the madness and reclaim your lost souls?

Join us if you dare, and let the chaos begin!

EternaVoid Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Consciousness, deep thoughts, EternaVoid, Eternity, eternity or nothingness, eternity vs nothingness, existential crisis, existential dread, fear, fear of death, fear of eternity, fear of existence, fear of nothingness, fear of the afterlife, fear of the infinite, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, nothingness, philosophical questions, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Animals Bred:	96
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	6413
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a never-ending maze filled with creepers, zombies, and… llamas wearing top hats? Yep, that’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of crazy surprises that will keep you on your toes (or hooves, if you’re a llama).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players… or maybe even with a dancing Enderman (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than being conscious for eternity is missing out on all the fun!

BlockyWisdom Minecraft SMP

BlockyWisdom, deep thoughts, Impactful, impactful conversations, inspiration, lasting impression, life changing, life lessons, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, powerful messages, profound impact, Reflection, short and sweet, smp, Thought-provoking, wisdom, Words, words of wisdom, words that stick

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impactful is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most impactful thing someone has ever said to you will be “Join us or face the wrath of the diamond pickaxe wielding llama army!” That’s right, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are ready to take on any challengers. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a few explosions, then come join us today!

SadBoiCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, contemplation, deep thoughts, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Impact, Interpretation, introspection, Meaning, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, psychological reflection, realization, Reflection, SadBoiCraft, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Significance, sorrow, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	2276
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its wacky and wild adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and boogie down. Dance with creepers, party with skeletons, and watch out for the zombie DJ who spins killer beats all night long.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!

BlockBlazedCraft

Alone Time, art, BlockBlazedCraft, Cannabis, Chill, creativity, deep thoughts, Food, Friends, HIGH, Laughter, Marijuana, meditation, movies, Music, Nature, Relaxation, self reflection, SNACKS, Stoned, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a giant statue of a flaming hot Cheeto or create a roller coaster that only goes in reverse! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are passing around the blaze rods. Plus, we have a secret underground mushroom kingdom where you can hang out with the fungi and have deep conversations about the meaning of life. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some serious good vibes on our server!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6367
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	139
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3177	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	706540

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!