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  • PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

    PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

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  • WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

    WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

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  • DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

    DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

    Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyThoughts SMP

    CraftyThoughts SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

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  • 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

    4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

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  • Pixel Ponderings

    Pixel Ponderings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!

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  • SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

    SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

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    join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

    imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

    plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

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  • QuantumCraft: Solitude Escape

    QuantumCraft: Solitude Escape

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    Join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the timeless solitude of your own mind and enter a world of endless possibilities! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and ride unicorns into battle!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? We got it. Want to ride a flying pig? We got it. Want to explore a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? We got it.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s a win-win situation!

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  • SentientCraft

    SentientCraft

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    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and suddenly ur in a world where pigs can talk and creepers are actually friendly. like, what even is happening, amirite?

    u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.

    also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!

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  • Up-ocalypse

    Up-ocalypse

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    lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

    one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

    join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

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  • WorksAsIntended

    WorksAsIntended

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    IP150.136.8.41
    Current VersionBeta 1.6
    World Start DateInfdev 20100327
    Proxy UsedBetacraft proxy
    Java ArgumentsAdd “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    RulesNo rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files
    UpdatesUpdates every week, decided by vote
    Server ProgressGoing through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, you can use mods on the server as long as they are not exploiting the game.

    Are there any specific building rules?

    No, there are no specific building rules. You are free to build whatever you like.

    How often are backups performed?

    Backups are performed regularly to ensure the safety of the world in case of any issues.

    Can I invite friends to the server?

    Yes, you can invite friends to the server and play together.

    Are there any plans to expand the server in the future?

    There are plans to expand the server and add more features based on player feedback.

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  • Degen Creators Infinite Realm

    Degen Creators Infinite Realm

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    Join the Most Inexplicably Terrifying Server Ever Created – Or Else!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the reality-shattering realm of Blockhead Madness! You can either join us and ascend to the dizzying heights of cosmic chaos or shrivel into a bland existence! Who needs logic when you’ve got a server where gravity may or may not be a government conspiracy? What even is “reality” when Minecraft becomes a seductively chaotic riddle? Step into our void and discover why this might be the best worst decision of your entire life. Or maybe it’s the worst best—who can really say?!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite DestructionEverything that’s built will be deleted before you even log in! Yes, it’s like having a pet goldfish that’s also your landlord.
    Glitch MonstersFight against pixelated phantoms that take the form of your worst fears—like your ex asking for a favor while you’re deep in the Nether.
    Time TravelWander into a portal and end up in 1984, where nothing has changed! Or has it? Time is a flat circle, and so is your artichoke.
    Currency: SpaghettiWhere emeralds can’t buy happiness, but pounds of pasta can buy your sanity (or lack thereof) back from the void!
    Secret CultsJoin one of 37 secret societies that may or may not control the world! Find the Temple of Unfathomable Cheese and your wildest dreams may turn into nightmares!

    FAQ Section – Questions You Never Asked

    Q: What happens if I join the server?

    A: Who’s to say? You might gain the ability to see colors that don’t exist or discover the true meaning of socks! Or you might just log in. But maybe, what if logging in is a political statement? Beware!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: The community? Let’s just say they meet on Tuesdays under the towering shadow of a giant squid. Or do they? It’s hard to keep track when reality slips like a wet bar of soap!

    Q: Do I need mods?

    A: Essential? No. Optional? Maybe. Just like chocolate sprinkles on a meatloaf! Don’t think too hard about it. Your sanity is overrated!

    Random Quotes from Our Deranged Denizens

    “If only the pumpkin spice universe would stop whispering sweet nothings!”

    “I found a shovel that whispers, but it leads to government secrets! Delicious secrets!”

    “Nothing makes sense anymore, and that is why I prefer lasagna over dialogue!”

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  • Cans, Chaos, and Crafting: Minecraft Server

    Cans, Chaos, and Crafting: Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Quantum CanServer of DOOM!

    Ever wonder what it’s like to chase ethereal dreams while crafting digital phantoms? Well, put on your soggy socks and grab a rubber chicken because the Quantum CanServer has just unleashed madness into the pixelated void!

    Bewildering Features of Existential Fiasco

    FeatureDescription
    Random Can-Eating MonstersThese beasts will consume any cans you collect. Great way to reduce clutter, we think!
    Reality-Distorting DimensionsStep into worlds where gravity is a suggestion and logic is a myth!
    Invisible Lava PoolsWho needs visibility? Find out the hard way if you fall into the unseeable abyss!
    Teleportation via Sock PuppetsJust slap a sock and you’re somewhere else. Where? No one knows. Not even the sock!
    Screaming Ender CowsThese cows erupt with existential screams that may or may not haunt your nightmares.
    Unlimited Inventory of SadnessCarry emotional baggage as a permanent feature—no refunds!

    Player Reviews (Paradoxically Vague)

    “The pigeons in my basement sing opera while I mine. Truly revolutionary!”

    “I thought my sandwich was talking to me. Turns out it was just my blocky friend.”

    “Last night, I dreamt I was an enderman. I woke up with a slice of pizza in my hand. Best server!”

    “Cans are the future of our dystopian existence. Long live the can revolution!”

    Enjoy Your Stay, But Beware…

    Just remember, the boundaries between the known and the unknown are as thin as a spider’s tears. If you hear whispers in the blocks, or if the cans start rolling away, RUN. The CanServer watches, always.

    And whatever you do, do NOT collect the purple cans. They will tell your secrets to the universe!

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  • Water Balloon Showdown!

    Water Balloon Showdown!

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    Welcome to the Water Balloon Apocalypse Server: Unleash the Chaos!

    Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!


    🌊 The Manifesto of the Misunderstood

    In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:

    • What if you had important documents?
    • Are water balloons just a metaphor for existential crises?

    ❗ Server Features: Get Soaked!

    FeatureDescription
    Balloon BattlesEngage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush.
    Mom’s Door of AccountabilityKnock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare!
    Concealed HydrationCraft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it?
    Holi-or-Not Festival MadnessCelebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Let’s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion!

    🌀 Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didn’t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!

    Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! 🙃

    Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?


    🌪️ The Conspiracy of Water

    Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we won’t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!


    🗣️ Testimonial of the Bewildered

    "I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" — Distressed Dan (probably not a plant 😏) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" — Confused Consumer


    ⚠️ Warnings & Prophecies

    Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:

    • Spontaneous water balloon fights
    • Questionable life decisions
    • Unexplained laughter
    • An encounter with the “Mom of the Water Wars” who decides your fate based on your splatter accuracy!

    🌌 Call to Action: Join Us or Be Soaked!

    Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: it’s not just a game—it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. We’re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!

    Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!

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  • RandoQuest: Answer the Block!

    RandoQuest: Answer the Block!

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    Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most epic Minecraft server this side of the pixelated universe! Here, we don’t just mine and build; we answer ridiculous questions faster than a creeper can explode!

    Ever wondered why people are obsessed with answering random questions on Reddit? Well, join us, and you’ll experience a world where answering these questions transforms you into a legendary hero! Legend has it that if you respond to 100 random questions, you’ll unlock the mystical “Crown of Infinite Wisdom” (which just happens to look suspiciously like a golden helmet). Users say it gives you +10 to your “Please Don’t Explode, Creeper” skill!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that every time someone asks why pineapples belong on pizza, a rare enchanted banana spawns near the enchanted forest! And if you can gather all the enchanted bananas, you’ll unlock the sacred “Recipe for the Ultimate Pickaxe”—which allows you to mine diamonds with a mere press of a button!

    Oh, and don’t forget the infamous “Ultimate Question Tournament” that happens every Friday! It’s not just about answering questions; the top three contestants get transformed into pixelated gods—complete with lightning bolts, and the ability to summon rainbows that explode into fireworks!

    Ever thought about why cats always seem smarter than dogs? In our server, if you can solve the “Feline Puzzle of Epic Proportions,” you’ll earn the legendary Cat Hat, granting you the power to communicate with every animal (yes, even those annoying parrots that keep repeating your every word).

    Join our community where every “why” and “how” unlocks epic adventures! So strap on your diamond boots and prepare for battles with the dreaded internet trolls (not the Minecraft kind) as you defend your thoughts with the might of pixelated logic!

    Why wait? Jump into our fabulous world of chaos, absurdity, and totally random adventures. Who knows? You might just become the next meme legend of Minecraft lore!

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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

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    come join this epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he’s making all the americans suffer in his trade war but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from his crazy ideas 😂😂 build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america great again one block at a time 🇺🇸 join now and show trump who’s really in charge in this wacky world of blocks and memes 😜 #minecraftforpresident #buildthewallwithdiamonds 🚧💎

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  • SMii7Y Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

    SMii7Y Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

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    Does SMii7Y Have a Minecraft Server?

    SMii7Y, a popular content creator known for his entertaining gaming videos, has sparked interest among his fans regarding a potential Minecraft server. Many players are eager to join a community where they can interact with SMii7Y and his content.

    Server Info

    As of now, SMii7Y does not have an official Minecraft server. However, fans are hopeful that he may consider launching one in the future, given his active engagement with the gaming community.

    Speculated Features of a Possible Server

    Should SMii7Y decide to create a Minecraft server, here are some features that fans might anticipate:

    • Unique Game Modes: Custom modes inspired by his YouTube content.
    • Community Events: Regular events and competitions that encourage viewer participation.
    • Personalized Quests: Quests shaped by SMii7Y’s humor and gaming style.

    No Official Server?

    In the absence of an official SMii7Y server, fans can explore alternative options. Consider joining popular fan-made servers that capture a similar vibe. Here are a couple of recommendations:

    • Hypixel: Known for its wide variety of mini-games and active community.
    • Mineplex: Offers numerous games and a welcoming environment for new players.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any future SMii7Y developments, keep an eye on his official YouTube channel and social media platforms. Additionally, if you’re interested in exploring other servers, check out the following links:

    Stay tuned for announcements, as the community continues to speculate about the potential for an official SMii7Y Minecraft server!

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  • SkyBlock Evolution

    SkyBlock Evolution

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyBlock Evolution Server

    Server NameSkyBlock Evolution
    IPNot provided
    VersionWork in Progress
    Player CountNot specified
    FeaturesCustom procedural generated world, custom tools and armor, beta testing phase, looking for staff and builders

    FAQ

    What is SkyBlock Evolution?

    SkyBlock Evolution is a work-in-progress server aiming to bring a unique version of the popular SkyBlock game mode.

    How can I join the server?

    Currently, the server is in development and looking for beta testers. You can also join the Discord server to stay updated on development and opportunities to contribute.

    Is the server custom developed?

    Yes, the server is fully custom developed from scratch, allowing for a unique gameplay experience.

    Where can I find more information?

    Visit the official website at https://skyblockevolution.net/ and join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/7NbqRP6x

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  • Simply Vanilla

    Simply Vanilla

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    Server Information
    Server NameSimply Vanilla
    Server TypeAnarchy
    RulesNo hacking/duping allowed
    World BordersVanilla
    Nether Roof AccessYes
    IP Addresssimplyvanilla.net

    Overview

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. Join our server to experience anarchy gameplay without hacking!

    Links

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map Size

    10 TB+

    Escape Spawn

    Watch a video on what escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server? A: No, hacking is not allowed on our server. Players found hacking will be banned.

    Q: Is duping allowed? A: No, duping is also not allowed on our server. Players caught duping will be punished.

    Q: How do I escape spawn? A: You can watch the video provided in the server information section to see how to escape spawn. It involves strategizing and moving quickly!

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  • Retro Vtuber Block Party

    Retro Vtuber Block Party

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    Join the CHAOS of the Ultimate Minecraft Server – Expect the Unexpectabubble!

    Welcome, cosmic traveler of the pixelated dimension! You’re on the brink of discovering the most *horrifyingly miraculous* Minecraft server of all time—where the blocks breathe and the creepers whisper secrets you never wanted to know! Prepare for an experience that will warp your mind and rejuvenate your existential dread… or is it the other way around? Only those who dare will understand this *greatest* or *worst* creation to ever grace the interwebz!

    FeatureInsane Description
    Quantum CreepersThey don’t just explode, they implode reality! Tread carefully… or don’t. It’s all a simulation!
    Infinite Water SupplyWater flows uphill. Only state-sponsored hydrations are accepted by the Galactic Federation of Cubes.
    Blind BatsThese creatures can smell your fears! Why can’t they fly? WHO KNOWS!
    Alternate Dimension MiningYou’ll mine full blocks of nothingness! Watch as they transform into existential crises – don’t blink!
    Endless Day-Night CycleTime is a flat circle, and so is your grasp on reality. Surf the perpetual twilight!
    Villager RevoltsThey’re taking control now. Become their overlord or be overthrown – choices mean nothing!

    FAQ Section: Questions that Will Haunt Your Dreams

    Q: How do I join?

    A: To join, simply close your eyes real tight and wish upon a star… but not *that* star! It’s watching you!

    Q: What plugins do you use?

    A: In a way, the server itself is a plugin for your mind. Plugins are merely a construct of societal expectations!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? Who said community? It’s all a grand illusion, a mirage… or is it? Are you really feeling connected?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Divegrass Team: the water might flow, but sanity sure won’t!”

    “Dedicated to the discussion of Vtubers and their sinister agendas!”

    “Other Threads of interest might lead you down a rabbit hole of cosmic despair!”

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