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PhilosoraptorsCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

INTJ Craft: Where only the most intellectual players survive…and the rest are just cattle

analytical, cattle, Craft, critical thinking, deep thinkers, dichotomy, independent, intellectual, intj, Introspective, introverted, Intuitive, Judging, logic-driven, misunderstood, myers briggs, non-conformist, personality types, Players, Reserved, REST, Strategic, survive…and, thinking, Unique

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only two types of people you’ll find are INTJs and cattle. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our INTJs are the most strategic and cunning players you’ll ever meet. They’ll outsmart you at every turn and leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

aaa game, Activision, Competitive Gaming, ENGAGEMENT, foreign concept, game development, game rigging, Gamers, gaming industry, gaming profit, Masters, matchmaking system, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, online gaming, optimised matchmaking, real time manipulation, Server, skill based connection, skill based damage, Skill Based Matchmaking, skilled matchmaking, skilled players

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	8119	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare!

Envious CEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	1083	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dominance hierarchy skills? Look no further than our server, where you can climb to the top of the competence hierarchy and claim your spot as the most powerful player in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing against other players to prove your worth. Just like in real life, the most competent and powerful players will rise to the top and dominate the server. And if you’re not up for the challenge, well, we have a special gulag waiting for you.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about dominance hierarchies here. We also cater to your evolutionary needs, providing a unique gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where VShojo and vtubers come together to mine, build, and cause absolute mayhem.

Imagine a world where Froot is the queen of redstone, GEEGA is the master of pranks, and Hestia is the ultimate diamond hunter. Henya is the genius behind every insane contraption, while Hime is the expert at taming creepers. Hotaru is the lava parkour champion, Kson is the leader of the chicken army, and Kuro is the mysterious ninja lurking in the shadows.

But beware of Mata, the troll who loves to set traps for unsuspecting players. Melody is the bard who enchants everyone with her music, Michi is the potion master brewing up crazy concoctions, and Mouse is the expert at navigating the Nether. Nagi is the ultimate builder, Peke is the prankster with a heart of gold, and Zen is the PvP champion ready to take on any challenger.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us on /vsj+/ for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Path – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to ascend to new classes in early access, just like in Path of Exile! And that’s not all, we have Twitch drops that will gift you not one, but TWO subs for MTX pets!

But wait, there’s more! We have an exclusive Path of Exile 2 Early Access FAQ that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our opening cinematic will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join now for insane endgame content that will make you question reality! Teasers that will make you scream with excitement! And an official Wiki that is a work in progress, just like our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our database that is a work in progress and join our Grinding Gear activity tracker for Path of Exile 2! And don’t forget to check out our ingame chat and ban honeypot in global 1488(?). Previous players are raving about our server, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pedro Fajitas Minecraft SMP – The Real Name Game

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, Pedro Fajitas is the main attraction! Legend has it that Pedro Fajitas is actually a mystical creature who roams the land, challenging players to cook the spiciest fajitas in order to win rare loot. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to impress Pedro Fajitas and unlock his secrets! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind his mysterious name…or maybe it’s just a clever disguise for a spicy taco-loving llama. Either way, come join the fun and spice up your Minecraft experience!

Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	286	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful behavior, harmful communication, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, harmful threats, Hate Speech, Indians, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, online abuse, online harassment, racial slurs, racism, smp, social media, violent language, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!