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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3228 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!
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And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!
