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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8952 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).
Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?
