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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9422 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3031 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.