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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	602
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Animals Bred:	80	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Towns Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Animals Bred:	57
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	850	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5061
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	187	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2052
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mines Excavated:	3386	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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