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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4668 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.
But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.
