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InsomniaCraft
Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret caves filled with diamonds, pigs that can fly, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never have a boring night again! So say goodbye to those random thoughts keeping you up at night and say hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life! -
Midnight Minecraft SMP
Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.
But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.
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CraftyQ&A
global perspective ultimate question, knowledge seeking, information gathering global survey, mass response, shared understandingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ask any question and EVERYONE has to answer it! Want to know who stole your diamonds? Ask away! Curious about the meaning of life? Go ahead and inquire! Need advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon? Just shout it out and watch the answers roll in. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop questioning and uncover the secrets of the universe, one query at a time! -
RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.Our server is home to a cast of characters that will keep you on your toes, from a mischievous Enderman who loves to steal blocks to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society. And let’s not forget about the legendary showdown between the players who believe in building beautiful structures and those who just want to blow everything up with TNT.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what madness will ensue next!
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HandlessLove Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.
Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!
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ExWifeBabysitter420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?
So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!
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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
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CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).
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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown! -
PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!