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ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ores Mined:	8039
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

Cheater’s Remorse: AITA?

accused of cheating, aita, boyfriend accusations, busy work environment, Cheaters, communication problems, emotional energy, facetime calls, hobbies and errands, lack of reassurance, lack of trust, long-distance relationship, new job, overnight calls, personal boundaries, relationship doubts, relationship dynamics, relationship strain, remorse, sudden accusations, trust issues, work from home

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a boyfriend accusing his girlfriend of cheating out of nowhere, you never know what kind of crazy accusations will be thrown around in our virtual world.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like this relationship rollercoaster. Will you be accused of stealing someone’s diamonds or betraying your fellow players? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about losing interest or energy in reassuring others – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having a blast and enjoying the chaos. So come on in and see what kind of outrageous adventures await you!

CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

BalticBoomCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticBoomCraft, Damaged ship, emergency response, explosive cargo, hazardous materials, international incident, marine safety, maritime disaster, maritime security, military intervention, naval operations, navigation hazards, port authorities, risk assessment, Russian, safe harbour, salvage operations, shipping crisis, vessel distress

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? There’s this totally wrecked ship floating in the Baltic Sea, and get this, it’s filled with crazy Russian explosives! But like, don’t worry, we’re not gonna blow up or anything, we just wanna find a safe harbor to chill in. And guess what? We turned that ship into the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us if you wanna build and survive in the most insane setting ever. We got exploding TNT everywhere, crazy Russian mobs running around, and even a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild server anywhere else. So come on board and let’s sail into the sunset together!

BlockyParkourCraft

Biomarkers, BlockyParkourCraft, bradykinesia, clinical subtypes, cognitive decline, data-driven analysis, Disease Progression, dopamine, dyskinesia, genetic factors, levodopa, longitudinal study, Motor Symptoms, movement disorder, multi cohort, neurodegenerative disease, neuroimaging, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, progression subtypes, tremors

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to unlocking new progression subtypes in Parkinson’s disease! embark on a journey of discovery as you explore different cohorts and analyze data to uncover hidden mysteries.

why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!

Blocky Content Creators Minecraft Server

924720105, blind awareness, blocky, collaboration, community council, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, disability advocacy, Editionprev, Entertainment, face blind, Gaming, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Streamers, support group, twitch, video creators, virtual community, Youtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	4436	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of always being recognized in Minecraft? Do you long for a server where nobody knows who you are? Look no further than our server, where everyone suffers from face blindness! Join us for a hilariously confusing time as you try to figure out who is who in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be able to recognize anyone, not even your closest friends! So come on over and join the face blind community council edition server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared to never know who you’re talking to!

The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, Borrow, brother, CAR, CarBroNoMore, clean, cold weather, consequences, dirtbike, discipline, family, gas, Keys, Messy, Minecraft, Motorbike, Property, Respect, Server, Siblings, siblings issue, theft, Transportation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Star Shards Collected:	273
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay

Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Decision making, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, favoritism, generational differences, Home ownership, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sibling rivalry! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing favorites between your stepbrother and your real brother. Will you let your stepbrother move in and help around the virtual house like your real brother, or will you stick to your guns and keep your virtual home a sibling-free zone?

Embark on epic quests to prove your loyalty to your chosen sibling, whether it’s battling dragons or building the most epic virtual castle. Who will you choose to be your Minecraft sidekick – your stepbrother or your real brother? The drama unfolds in our server, where family ties are put to the ultimate test.

Join now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, family feuds are the name of the game!

FusionCraft: Power Up in 10 Years!

clean energy, electrical power, ENERGY, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fusion energy, FusionCraft, future energy, Global Energy crisis, innovation, Japan, limitless energy, nuclear fusion, nuclear technology, power, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, research and development, Science, sustainable energy, Technology, Years

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

join our minecraft server and you will feel the POWER of limitless energy just like japan’s nuclear fusion reactor!!! we are like the reactor but for minecraft, creating ELECTRICAL power with our epic gameplay within the next 10 minutes!!! come join us and experience the ultimate fusion of fun and excitement as we build, mine, and explore in ways you never thought possible!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly revolutionary in the world of minecraft servers!!!

Brain Network Damage Religious Fun!

BELIEF, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain network damage, brain scans, causation, cognition, Cognitive science, correlation, Damage, extremism, FAITH, Fun, fundamentalist beliefs, mental health, Network, neuroscience, Psychology, Religion, Religious, religious fundamentalism, research, spirituality, study

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5774	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u play minecraft and u just feel like ur brain is getting bigger and bigger with all the building and crafting? well, on this server, ur brain is gonna get so big it might explode! in a good way, of course.

we’ve got crazy challenges that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft. like, have u ever had to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we thought not. but on this server, anything is possible.

oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of villagers who have their own language and customs? yeah, they’re real and they’re waiting for u to join them. but be warned, they’re a little… quirky.

so if u want to expand ur brain, take on insane challenges, and hang out with some seriously strange villagers, then this is the server for u. come join us and see how far down the rabbit hole u can go!