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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8305 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
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