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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 351 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.
oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.
so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!
