> The Worst General Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mines Excavated:	1908	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	9384
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	3130
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8504
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

banking sector, compliance regulations, CraftyPutinsBankBlock, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial institutions, financial markets, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global economy, international relations, money laundering, regulatory compliance, Russian companies, sanctions, trade restrictions, U.S. pressure, UAE banks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Star Shards Collected:	66	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

CometCraft: Hot Jupiter Planet

astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, colossal comet, comet, CometCraft, cosmic phenomena, cosmic radiation, evaporating planet, Exoplanet, host star, hot, Hot Jupiter, interstellar objects, Jupiter, planet, planetary science, radiation, Space discoveries, space exploration, space phenomena, WASP-69b

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like a hot Jupiter planet with a tail like a colossal comet!! like wtf, how lit is that??

Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.

imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.

so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, AUTOMATIONS, collaboration, Community, Conquest, creativity, Customization, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, inventory, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Players, Server, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2068	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crops Grown:	8836	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items.
How do backpack upgrades work?	Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
What are custom enchants?	Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed.
Can I automate tasks on the server?	Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base.
How does the server blend magic and technology?	Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices.
What is Towny?	Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!

GoySludge’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 4chan, Community, controversial topics, DROPS, Entertainment, Gaming, goysludge, GoySludges, humor, internet culture, internet trends, Meme culture, memes, multiplayer, online communities, online forums, Realm, social media, trolling, V, video games, viral content

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like when another goysludge drops on /v/ and everyone loses their minds!

Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!

Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!

Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?

Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global (L.I.G)

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Global, indie vtubers, indies, L.I.G, Large, large indies, Minecraft, smp, twitch partner, vtuber archive, vtuber birthdays, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber ducks, vtuber guide, vtuber koikatsu cards, vtuber material, vtuber numbers, vtuber tags, vtuber threads, vtuber tiermaker, VTuber viewership, vtuber vods, vtuber wheel of names

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most elite players with 500 viewers or more can join! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that only the chosen few can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes appearances during our epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.

So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!

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Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

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