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> The Worst General Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	1751	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Hololive Graduation Party!

bittersweet moment, digital celebrity, emotional farewell, fan community, farewell event, Graduation, graduation ceremony, hololive, idol culture, internet fame, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, online fandom, online personality, online presence, Party, personal growth, smp, support network, talent, Virtual idol, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any hololive talents? Well, look no further because our server is filled with them! Join us and you might just run into your favorite VTuber while mining for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret crush on one of the hololive talents. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

Join now for a chance to attend a virtual graduation ceremony for a hololive talent who just so happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knew block building skills could land you a diploma?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself!

NoHeadphonesNoPlay

adhd, all inclusive hotel, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, headphones, neurodiversity, NoHeadphonesNoPlay, noise canceling, overstimulation, personal boundaries, room service, ruining vacation, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, Social Skills, Stubborn

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing noise-canceling headphones is not only allowed, but encouraged! Are you tired of constant overstimulation from your family? Join us and escape to a world where you can block out all the noise and distractions.

Imagine a virtual paradise where you can build your own peaceful retreat away from the chaos of real life. No more being followed around by loud siblings or being dragged into multiple conversations at once. On our server, you can finally find some peace and quiet.

And the best part? Our virtual room service is available 24/7, so you never have to leave your cozy hideaway. Dive into the virtual pool, explore the night activities, or simply relax in your own virtual space without any interruptions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the constant overstimulation of real life. Your headphones are not only welcome here, they’re practically mandatory!

HappyAge SMP: 30s Club

30s, aging, club, Contentment, fulfillment, growth, Happiest, Happiness, HappyAge, joy, life experiences, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, Older friends, perspective, reddit, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, specific age, why, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!

Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExtraLife: The Organ Edition

anatomy, bioengineering, biology, body modification, Edition, evolutionary biology, extra organ, extralife, future technology, genetic modification, health enhancement, human body, human physiology, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Medical Ethics, medical science, Organ, organ function, organ transplant, purpose, speculative biology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	2575
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

SecretBaseStrike

Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, neighboring countries, nuclear program, president, regional stability, RETALIATION, secret bases, SecretBaseStrike, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, threat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!

Phoxis: Where Mobs custom eat the economy and race each other in a towny fantasy world! 1.20.2

1.20.2, alliances, Angels, Boss Battles, Connected, Custom, Demons, Eat, Economy, Elysium, Events, Exotic, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Immersive, Lycanthropes, mobs, mythical crafting, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Prizes, Race, Resource World, smp, Towny, Unique, Vampires, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4428	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Races	Custom races plugin offering unique player experiences.
Towny	Create towns and nations, join alliances, and prevent griefing.
Custom Mobs	Encounter custom mobs and bosses for added challenge.
Events	Frequent events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla experience using custom plugins like races and custom items.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

We offer unique races, Towny plugin for creating towns and alliances, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What are the main features of the server?

Main features include races, Towny plugin, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What plugins are currently active on the server?

Plugins include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions such as resource world and Nether, and the exotic world Elysium. Feel free to ask about any plugins in our Discord server!

RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	4314
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2908
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Farms Harvested:	311	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!