Dedicated Schizo MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

> The Worst General Minecraft Server

general, Minecraft, year’s yab tag, the most dedicated schizo, worst general

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

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BookWorms Freeze Time

Bookworms, FREEZE, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can absorb all the knowledge in the world just by reading a book! But beware, time freezes around you until you finish reading it cover to cover. Imagine the power you’ll have once you’ve read every book in the game – you’ll be unstoppable! Join us now and become the ultimate bookworm warrior in Minecraft history! Who needs superpowers when you have the power of knowledge at your fingertips?

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KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

Diplomacy, aggression, KurskCraft, nato, war briefing

join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the Ukraine war but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. zelenskiy is our admin and he promises more ‘retribution’ on any player who messes with our Kursk operation. come build your own bunker and fight off the russian invaders with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more crafting and less casualties. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience!

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TimeTravelersVsE-Bikes

Mind Blowing, fat guy, electric bikes, Time Travelers, time travel

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE E-BIKES FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE! IMAGINE SEEING A NOOB PLAYER EFFORTLESSLY BUILD A MANSION IN A DAY, IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND! JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST RIDE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE EVEN TIME TRAVELERS WOULD BE CONFUSED AF! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE SHEEP RACING AND CREEPER PARADES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF BLOCKS!

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Honeybee Hive: Where Bees Live Better Than Steve

rotten flesh to leather, hive, Dragon drops elytra, honeybee, mini blocks

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Honeybee
Season	4
Server Age	2 months

Server Features

Spawn area with shops and community farms/chests
Nether hub on roof linking to members’ bases
Public end farm free for use
Core Protect to protect members’ stuff and bases

Datapacks

Armour statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon drops elytra
Fast leaf decay
Mini blocks
Player heads
More blocks
Silence mobs
Wool to string
Rotten flesh to leather
Better hanging signs
Anti enderman grief

Screenshots

Check out some screenshots of spawn and netherhub here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Click the discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the discord channel.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we use Core Protect to protect members’ stuff and bases from potential griefers.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our discord server for more information.

HonkCraft Server – Minecraft server

CN supply, Fading Dreams, Kolosten, Server, v7.7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting epic battles against Honkai beasts and mastering powerful skills like a true warrior. And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again because we have exclusive content that will blow your mind!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to read the rules before joining, we don’t want any Endermen causing chaos in the village. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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CAPTCHALess Minecraft SMP

privacy concerns, online scams, internet safety, Minecraft, phishing attempts

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the CAPTCHAs are out of control! Join us if you want to live on the edge and risk having your identity stolen by accidentally sharing your CAPTCHA with a stranger. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when you join this server – maybe you’ll end up trading your diamonds for a llama named Carl who speaks fluent Pig Latin. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, Server, Communication, family history, personal boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

Imagine a server where long-lost siblings come out of the woodwork and demand your attention and help, just like in a crazy family reunion gone wrong. You’ll be dodging DMs and awkward family meetings faster than you can say “I didn’t sign up for this!”

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to deal with family drama, but you’ll also have to navigate the treacherous waters of foster care and questionable parentage. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have long-lost siblings begging for your help? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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DollDramaCraft

sensitivity, Loss, Communication, Precious, reaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doll pranks to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to prank your friends by destroying their precious dolls in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the look on their faces when they find their beloved doll with ripped hair, missing limbs, and drawn-on eyes! It’s all in good fun, right?

But be warned, the reactions may vary from tears to screams of anger. Just like in the story of Tom and the doll, things can get heated real quick. So come join us for some wild and crazy pranks that will leave everyone questioning if they overreacted over a doll or not.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the doll pranks begin!

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Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

EASY, Minecraft, puzzle, smp, Dilemma

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

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