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Welcome, brave soul, to the bizarre shores of TariffCraft, where the blocks are as unstable as the economy and the tariffs flow like lava in the Nether! Strap yourself in as we plunge headfirst into a pixelated dimension of carnage and commerce, where Trump’s tariffs bend the laws of reality and logic itself!
"Tariffs have entered the chat."
Each block you mine could cost you! Do you know how much an emerald is worth when it’s subject to international levies? Spoilers: It fluctuates infinitely, and no one is safe! Will you pay 100% in diamonds to build a fortress of solitude, or do you haggle and barter for your freedom? The marketplace is a battleground where bargaining is taken seriously.
Feature | Description |
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Dynamic Tariff Rates | Prices for everything change based on the latest global currency shifts! |
Political Minefields | Step carefully! Triggering a tariff may lead to explosive consequences! |
Trade Wars Arena | Enter the PvP pit where alliances are temporary, and turmoil is permanent. |
The Great Wall of Resources | Enemies cannot cross unless they agree to a tariff-paying treaty… or a duel! |
The Currency Converter | Lost in translation? Good luck trading—nothing’s in your favor here! |
Whispers in the Caves say that deep within the lava flows lies the “Tariff Temple”, guarded by the Creepers of Controversy. Legends tell of a forbidden block that can resolve any dispute—for a price, of course. Some say it was built to honor the Grand Negotiator himself, whose former powers inspired chaos in every block!
“I joined this server to escape reality, but somehow I feel more trapped than ever.” — A suspicious player in full Netherite.
“Thank goodness I paid my tariffs in blood diamonds while fortifying my base. Now I’m untouchable!” — A player who mysteriously vanished after their third trade.
Q: Can I ignore the tariffs? A: Only if you’re comfortable spending eternity in the End!
Q: Why is there a giant, animated depiction of Trump in the spawn? A: Art is subjective… or is it?
Step into TariffCraft where every mined block is a gamble, and the stakes are higher than your worst nightmare. Existential dread meets pixelated absurdity as you navigate this marketplace of madness! Reciprocate or pay the price—no refunds!
Our doors are open, but be warned: You may never leave!
oh and get dis, it’s been tested on mice and pigs and dey didn’t get none of dem nasty side effects like nausea or constipation! it’s like a miracle in a blocky world, i tell ya! so come join us and let’s get skinny together, one block at a time!
Features | Description |
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Cobblemon + All Addons | Catch, train, and battle with every expansion! |
Custom Gyms & Player Gym Leaders | Face real players in epic battles! |
Revamped End & Massive Boss Fights | Ender Cataclysm & more! |
Gorgeous Visuals | Shader support, YUNG’s mods, 3D skins, and tons of decor! |
Magic & Automation | Natura’s Aura, Mystical Agriculture, and Create! |
Proximity Voice Chat | Realistic multiplayer interactions! |
Join our fresh multiplayer server! Battle players, conquer gyms, and explore an immersive world!
More info & server details on Discord: https://discord.gg/CErnYEq3HZ
Download now and start your journey!
Question | Answer |
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Can I play this modpack solo? | Yes, you can play solo or join our multiplayer server for a more interactive experience. |
Is the server regularly updated? | Yes, we strive to keep the server and modpack up-to-date with the latest features and fixes. |
Are there any special events on the server? | Yes, we host special events like tournaments, giveaways, and more for our players. |
How can I join the server? | Join our Discord for server details and instructions on how to connect. |
Welcome, brave soul, to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say? Maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination and this server is just a mirage in the desert of existence. Join now before the grapes start talking! If you don’t, the floor will cry for your absence. Hurry, your existence depends on it!
Chaos Feature | Description |
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Infinite Sheep | Every time you look at a sheep, it multiplies. You’ll never run out of wool, but you will run out of sanity! |
Sky of Watermelons | The entire sky is filled with floating watermelons! Why? Because gravity is a lie! |
Endless Cobblestone | All blocks are cobblestone, but you can only see them when you close your eyes. Good luck building! |
Teleporting Endermen | Endermen teleport for no reason at all. Expect unpaid psychic bills monthly! |
Giant Floating Hands | If you dare to mine, giant hands appear to slap you back into reality. Ouch! Reality hurts! |
Q: How do I join this server?A: You must first recite the lyrics of a forgotten song backward while spinning around three times and whispering to the nearest cactus. It’s easy if you’re not thinking about it!
Q: Is there a community here?A: Community is an illusion, like socks in the dryer. If you see other players, they might just be projections of your deepest fears! Trust no one!
Q: What version is the server?A: The version is whatever version you choose to believe it is. Today, it might be 1.19.3, tomorrow, it might be 2099.69. Keep questioning!
“To pretend that this graduation announcement isn’t a news of important magnitude…”
“You either create graduation stickies for all the big Vtubers, or you don’t make them at all. But instead, you chose to let this whole community down.”
Hold onto your pickaxes, folks! This server is like a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Ever wanted to build a castle upside down while your pet llama recites Shakespeare? Well, grab a bucket of mayonnaise because it’s about to get WILD!
Feature | Description |
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Quantum Doors | Open a door and step into a dimension where chickens are the supreme overlords. You may never return! |
Randomized Zombies | Zombies that scream your name and ask for directions to the nearest pizza shop. Good luck surviving! |
Rain of Taco Bell | Prepare for a deluge of tacos made from questionable ingredients. Not suitable for consumption! |
NPCs with Existential Crises | Interact with characters that question their own existence and flood you with deep philosophical dilemmas! |
Sharknado Spawns | Sharks that fly during thunderstorms. Take cover or enjoy the show; your choice! |
“Why does my diamond armor taste like the ocean? I’m scared.”
“Last night I found a cow that claimed to be my long-lost brother. We had a great time bonding over milk.”
“I joined to build a house, ended up in a conga line with ten skeletons and a cat. No regrets.”
Do NOT feed the Enderman cheese after midnight unless you want to start a llama uprising. They don’t joke about dairy!
Beware the shadows that murmur secrets of forgotten realms. If you hear the sound of jello, it is too late… for you have already been consumed by the Spaghetti Monster of Doom. 🕳️🍝