Join us as we sacrifice creepers in the name of our hololive goddesses and build shrines made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is so dedicated that we once held a massive virtual concert in-game, with holographic idols performing for all to see.
But beware, not everyone can handle the level of devotion we have for hololive. Rumor has it that those who dare to speak ill of our beloved idols will be cursed with bad luck in-game, with their diamonds turning into dirt and their crops withering away.
So if you’re ready to join a server where hololive fans reign supreme and the memes never stop flowing, come join us today! Just remember to bring your best virtual glow sticks and be prepared to dance the night away with your fellow cult members.
But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.
And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.
So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!
u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!
so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
178.33.226.172:25608
| Description |
|---|
| A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes. |
| Links |
|---|
| 🌐 play.cobbleton.com |
| 🌐 https://cobbleton.com |
| 🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com |
| 📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com |
| 💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server’s map size? | The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers. |
| How can I apply for a Player rank? | You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply. |
| What are some standout features of the server? | Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset. |
| What are the general rules of the server? | General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content. |
| What are the Minecraft rules on the server? | Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities. |
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of the universe while also debating the ethics of lying (only when necessary, of course)? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where getting lost is all part of the fun?
Come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of the true face of God…or at least have a good laugh along the way. Just remember, don’t take yourself too seriously – after all, it’s just a game…or is it? 😉
