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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4156 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
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