NoIllegalBlocksAllowed

suppress, dictate, veto, criminalize, control

If I had the power, I would make it illegal to not join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block every time they dug a hole. Legend has it they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land! And that’s not all, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

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NoPutinTalksAllowed

Diplomacy, Ukraine, Political, decree, peace negotiations

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join, bro. first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, u won’t find that shiz anywhere else, i swear.

also, we got this epic pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show them who’s boss. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’ll wreck u in a heartbeat.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with all kinds of crazy animals? like, we got creepers, zombies, and even a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

so come join our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. plus, u get to hang out with me, the coolest player around. ain’t no one messin’ with us, bro.

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MoonKing Minecraft SMP

moon authority, MoonKing, lunar leadership, space governance, lunar governance

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

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Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

Government, Censorship, Access, HUMAN RIGHTS, 10 days

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Minecraft, concerts, office jobs, social norms, high school

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

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RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

long-term investment., VTSAX, retirement planning, Financial Planning, rental income

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

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SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

HEARTBREAK, sorrowful moment, difficult experience, Loss, unfortunate event

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

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SurvivalSavvyCraft

Decision making, problem solving, self defense techniques, Quick Thinking, staying calm under pressure

Have you ever been stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of dirt? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life skills like how to build a fortress out of nothing but diamonds and unicorn tears.

Join us and you’ll be prepared for any situation life throws at you, whether it’s fighting off a horde of zombie pigs or navigating through a maze of lava-filled caves. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate Minecraft survival expert. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll thank us for teaching you how to craft a diamond sword out of thin air.

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The Renaissance Realm: Where building castles is more important than paying your mortgage

Challenges, sodium, Realm, Shaders, Realms

Minecraft Server Invitation

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Hey friends! I’m thrilled to invite you to a brand-new survival realm where we’re starting from scratch and building something incredible together! 🏡✨

Here’s the plan:

Feature	Description
Fresh World	We’re diving into a completely new survival world with a blank canvas, ready for us to craft our dreams and create a thriving settlement.
Build Together	Imagine us working side by side to design and construct a massive settlement, each of us adding our unique touch and flair. Completely vanilla survival; we’ll go through everything together and divide tasks.
Explore & Mine	We’ll embark on exciting adventures, uncovering hidden treasures and gathering resources to fuel our shared vision.
Challenges & Triumphs	We’ll take on challenges as a team, celebrating our victories and learning from our experiences together.
Communal Living	We’ll respect each other’s space and creations while also enjoying communal activities and helping each other with resources. Each of us will have our own house and land, contributing to our vibrant community.
Vanilla with a Twist	We’re sticking to unmodded Minecraft (other than shaders and realistic resource packs) to keep the experience classic yet visually stunning.
Forever Realm	This isn’t a short-term adventure; this realm is for the long haul. We’re in it for years of fun, camaraderie, and shared memories.

If you’re looking for a place to build, explore, and grow alongside loyal friends, this is your chance! Let’s create something extraordinary together and make lasting memories. 💫

Drop me a message if you’re in, ideally with your Discord and MC user handle, and let’s get started on this amazing journey!

See you in the realm! 🗺️✨

P.S.: Ideally, you are at least a teenager or older, so that we can coordinate projects and have adult respect for each other! I’m looking for about 10-15 people who are going to be in for the long-run.

FAQ

Question: How do I join the server?

Answer: To join the server, please send a message with your Discord and MC user handle to the host.

Question: Are there any age restrictions?

Answer: Ideally, participants should be teenagers or older to ensure coordination and respect among players.

Question: How many people are you looking for?

Answer: The host is looking for about 10-15 people who are committed to the long-term success of the realm.

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Anime, Luffy, NIHONJIN, Minecraft, Pirates

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only treasure is diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our server is where the REAL treasure is – the friends we make along the way! Clap clap clap, master pisu, nihonjin! Join us on our wacky adventure filled with pirate ships, ninja warriors, and a whole lot of sushi (because why not?). Who needs One Piece when you can have a whole crew of hilarious comrades to sail the seas with? So come on board and let’s set sail for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Decree

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

FAQ

Question: How do I join the server?

Question: Are there any age restrictions?

Question: How many people are you looking for?