Decrease MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ

children, policy, Gun Violence, GunZ, Safety

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!

If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.

So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!

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PapercutPocalypseMC

Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, Humanity, past

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

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AlzheimineCraft: Appetite Decrease & Brain Protection

New molecules, Decrease, medical breakthrough, decrease appetite, appetite suppression

come join our epic minecraft server where the new molecules make u never want to stop playing! u will be so addicted, u won’t even remember what alzheimer’s is! our server is like a brain protector, keeping u sharp and focused on building the craziest structures ever seen in the minecraft world. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t be able to resist joining in on the fun! so what are u waiting for? come join now and let the molecules take over your appetite for adventure!

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AnxiousCraft: CBT for Minecrafters

self-guided, study, mental health, 6 weeks, app

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to anxiety like, forever dude. our virtual world is like a magical land where all your worries melt away like butter on a hot pancake. just log on and let the pixels soothe your troubled mind. trust us, it’s better than any anxiety medication out there. we’ve got creepers that give free therapy sessions, zombies that tell jokes to make you laugh, and skeletons that dance to your favorite tunes. come join us and let the healing power of minecraft work its magic on you. who needs therapy when you’ve got a blocky paradise waiting for you?

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AIWaifuDestroyer Minecraft SMP

Technology, digital companions, overinflated value, feminism, empowerment

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to advance the development of AI waifus to destroy the overinflated “value” of women and decrease hook-up culture! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can have a virtual girlfriend who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up or spending too much time gaming. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that is dedicated to creating the ultimate waifu army to take over the world! So come join us and let’s revolutionize the dating game one block at a time!

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CraftyCannaRelief

Frequency, STOP, Access, Withdrawal, opioid use

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

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BlockyBulletBlues

Impact, mental health, Domains, Neighborhood, quality of life

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of living near gun violence and feeling like your quality of life is going down the drain? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and exploring!

Imagine this: you’re chilling in your virtual world, building the sickest castle ever, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. But don’t worry, it’s just someone setting off fireworks to celebrate your epic build! No more worrying about real-life gun violence ruining your day.

Join our server and witness the most insane battles and explosions, all in the name of fun and creativity. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos that actually brings joy to your life? So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the stress of living near gun violence!

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GazpromGrief Minecraft Server

Losses, GazpromGrief, ENERGY, Financial, Company

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.

join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.

trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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EggVentureCraft

Decrease, Pollution, health risks, study, Impact

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!

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RevelationRage Minecraft Server

Appearance, INCREASE, Sin, theology, biblical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning bush? Well, look no further because our server is where the real miracles happen! We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that deep theological question, but we can promise you a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than Moses parting the Red Sea.

Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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