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AlzheimineCraft: Appetite Decrease & Brain Protection
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AnxiousCraft: CBT for Minecrafters
join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to anxiety like, forever dude. our virtual world is like a magical land where all your worries melt away like butter on a hot pancake. just log on and let the pixels soothe your troubled mind. trust us, it’s better than any anxiety medication out there. we’ve got creepers that give free therapy sessions, zombies that tell jokes to make you laugh, and skeletons that dance to your favorite tunes. come join us and let the healing power of minecraft work its magic on you. who needs therapy when you’ve got a blocky paradise waiting for you?
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CraftyCannaRelief
join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!
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BlockyBulletBlues
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of living near gun violence and feeling like your quality of life is going down the drain? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and exploring!Imagine this: you’re chilling in your virtual world, building the sickest castle ever, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. But don’t worry, it’s just someone setting off fireworks to celebrate your epic build! No more worrying about real-life gun violence ruining your day.
Join our server and witness the most insane battles and explosions, all in the name of fun and creativity. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos that actually brings joy to your life? So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the stress of living near gun violence!
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GazpromGrief Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.
trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
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EggVentureCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!
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FingerlessCraft2021
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?