Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?
Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.
Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!
SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!
Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?
Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.
Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!
Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.
Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.
Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.
So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!