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GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Towns Built:	8
New Chunks Explored:	975037	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #591

#TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Archive, Dana, Diary, Disney, disney channel, general, Hot Topic, House, Hunter, instagram, interview, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Palisman, playlist, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to the most life-changing Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.

Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, amazing, celebration, disbelief, Ecstatic, elation, EXCITEMENT, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, Incredible, joy, Minecraft, Server, Shit, shock, success, Surprise, The boy fucking won, Thrilled, triumph, UNBELIEVABLE, Victory, winning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

because, blockquotepDynamite, down 41%, dynamite, economic impact, election, financial news, Investment, market analysis, market correction, market decline, market fluctuation, market news, market performance, Market reaction, market trends, market uncertainty, market update, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote, stock market, Trading, volatility, Week

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

2020 election, biden, Biden administration, Campaign, Crafty, democrats, election, joe biden, kamala harris, Minecraft, Perish with Harris, political alliances, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, political shift, Politics, presidential race, republicans, Ridin’ with Biden, Server, Trump administration, vice president

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	173
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

24, achievement, age, athlete, career, Ceiling, comparison, Competition, Future, Goat, Minecraft, mystery quantity, Potential, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, speculation, sports, success, surpass, talent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7827
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Mob.MineRich.ru

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

Adventure, animated, cartoon, Characters, Childhood, classic, Coconut sisters, comedy, dog, Friends, funny, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, RUH ROH, Scooby doo, Siblings, solving mysteries, Talking dog, tv show

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	29	Animals Bred:	188
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

Minecraft, no, Nooo, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO, Nooooooo, NOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!