Decomposition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mummy Spice Scented Server

preservation, ancient egyptian, research, Server, study

come join our epic minecraft server where the smell of ancient egyptian mummified bodies will tickle your nostrils in the most woody, spicy, and sweet way possible! our server is so advanced, we have electronic noses and trained human sniffers to make sure you get the full experience.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs, come to our server where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasure and cursed artifacts. watch out for the mummies though, they might try to steal your diamonds!

we also have a special event where you can participate in a mummification ceremony for your character. don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us now and experience the smell of adventure like never before!

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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

waste management, sanitation practices, sanitation, pet care, pet hygiene

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

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RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

rat, predator, head, Minecraft, food chain

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Cold Corpse CozyCraft

forensic pathology, post-mortem, corpse, Room temperature, Body Temperature

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha slide. we got diamonds falling from the sky and creepers that give out free hugs. our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena.

come join us and build a house made entirely out of cake, because why not? we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a secret portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who will tell you the meaning of life. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. remember, a dead body does not become cold, it becomes room temperature.

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DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

environmental issues, cremation process, decomposition, decomposition process, cremation restrictions

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!

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CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

environmentally conscious., decomposition, natural burial, Bodies, #sustainability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

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GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

eaten, decomposition chain, germs, scavengers, decomposition cycle

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

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WeddingWarsMC

fashion choices, Wedding guest, friendship dispute, Communication Issues, friendship boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you wear black all day, every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you black-loving players out there. We don’t discriminate against your dark fashion choices, in fact, we encourage them!

Join us and never worry about being told “no black allowed” ever again. Our server is a safe haven for all you black enthusiasts. Plus, we have a special event where all players must wear black to show their dedication to the dark side. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of black attire.

So come on over to our server and let your inner darkness shine! Who needs colorful grandpa sweaters when you can rock the black look like a boss? Join now and let the black magic begin!

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BlockyBrain Minecraft Server

weird, eccentric, Curious, odd, strange

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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NoTurnOnsJustTurnOffs

unconventional turn offs, idiosyncratic, unconventional turn ons, Pet Peeves, Preferences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Looking for a server where you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can do just that and more.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant tacos? Or maybe you fancy yourself a professional unicorn wrangler? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the craziness never stops.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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