Decomposing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Zombies Smell Bad Server

zombies, walking dead, bad, putrid, Brain-eating

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

Spec, Dreadnought, Music, Server, scorn vampires

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

existential questioning, Certainty, Questioning, Quests, introspection

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes and exploring mysterious caves filled with hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of clucking like a pro.

So why wait? Join us now and unlock the secrets of the blocky universe!

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CharityCraft Minecraft Server

interest-free loans, refusing, well off, charity case, rich family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against players based on their family’s wealth or connections!

Join us and experience a world where everyone starts off on an equal playing field, no matter how many countries they’ve traveled to in first class.

Build your way up from the bottom, just like our server owner’s sister did (allegedly). Who needs handouts from rich families when you can grind for your diamonds like a true Minecraft warrior?

So come on in and show us what you’re made of! And remember, no matter how many childcare centers you manage in real life, in our server, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. See you in the game!

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SisCashSnafuCraft

generational wealth, financial boundaries, financial stress, financial responsibility, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to inherit virtual riches and deal with shady custodians who may or may not steal your in-game currency.

In our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to get your money back from your sister who keeps making excuses and lying about where it went. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and get your funds back, or will you be left broke and fuming?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the opportunity to navigate family dynamics, deal with guilt-tripping siblings, and try to convince your grandparents that justice must be served – all while trying to save up for virtual college tuition.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a family feud at Thanksgiving dinner, look no further! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the financial chaos and come out on top. Remember, in this world, it’s not just about building blocks – it’s about building trust and getting your virtual money back!

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Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP

18. Red flags, Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP, 13. Closure, 6. Trust issues, 20. Emotional detachment.

OMG so like, I totally left my last relationship because my ex didn’t understand the importance of joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, can you believe it? They were all like “Minecraft is just a game” and I was like “No, it’s a way of life, bro!” So yeah, I had to dump them and now I’m looking for someone who gets it, you know? Join us on this server and let’s build a virtual world together, where diamonds are our currency and creepers are our pets. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. Plus, I heard there’s a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. So yeah, if you’re down for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, hit me up and let’s do this! #Minecraft4Life #SMP4Ever 🤪🎮🔥

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BlockyHRDisasters

BlockyHRDisasters, misconduct, NSFW, boundary crossing, unprofessional conduct

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW shenanigans that will make your virtual head spin. From villagers getting frisky in the town square to creepers twerking in the mines, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon strip club, where you can watch the dragon shed its scales and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a mysterious llama named Carl.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

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GreenlandGoneWild

territorial dispute, trump, nato, Négotiation, GreenlandGoneWild

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro!

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MeatEatersOnly Dating Club

BIAS, DATING, attractiveness, Preferences, compatibility

come join our epic minecraft server where vegetarians are treated like royalty! we have a strong meat-eating tradition just like poland, so if you’re a meat-eater looking for love, this is the place to be! our players rate vegetarians as less attractive dating partners, so if you want to up your game, join us now! who knew minecraft could help you find love based on your dietary habits? don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find your meat-loving soulmate on our server!

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, redline, Minecraft, Events, Server

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ah.redlinemc.space:25903

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