PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

CONSUME, Curiosity, decompose, Deep thinking, ecosystem, Existential, Farming, hypothetical, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP, Plants, Ponder, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, thought experiment, Wonder

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	260626
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

TrashCanTreasureCraft

ACCUSATION, Communication, doubt, emotional reaction, family, fertility, Infidelity, Insecurity, Intimacy, Marital Problems, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pregnancy test, reconciliation, relationships, suspicion, TrashCanTreasureCraft, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you so busy you won’t even have time for sex? Look no further! Join our server where the only pregnancy tests you’ll find are the ones left behind by players who were too busy building epic structures to remember to pee on a stick!

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and accusations flying left and right just like in this wild story. Who needs a soap opera when you can log on to our server and experience the drama firsthand? Join now and see if you can unravel the mystery of the mysterious pregnancy test in the garbage! It’s a real whodunnit that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And hey, maybe you’ll even find time to build a little something between all the accusations and heartbreak. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Blocktopia: Life-Defining Choices

blocktopia, bold choices, Choices, courage, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, introspection, life choices, life-changing decision, LifeDefining, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, positive transformation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and prevent yourself from building that embarrassing dirt hut on your first day in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing decision to join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BankHeist Minecraft Server

BankHeist, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, economic warfare, financial institutions, financial sector, geopolitical tensions, government hacking, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, Minecraft, online attacks, political conflict, Russian Central Bank, Server, state-sponsored attacks, Ukraine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine launching cyberattacks on da Russian central bank! YO, you can be a hacker and take down banks while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins

authoritarianism, autocracy, congratulations, controversial leaders, CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins, Democracy, dictator, disputed election, election interference, foreign policy, international relations, Manipulation, Nicolas Maduro, Politics, power dynamics, putin, rigged election, Russian influence, south america, Venezuela, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself congratulates our dictator for winning a rigged election! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, folks. build your own dictatorship, rig your own elections, and rule over your own virtual country with an iron fist. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? join now and start your journey to virtual world domination!

Crafting Chaos: High Call Volume

busy lines, Call, Call Center, Chaos, Communication, Crafting, customer complaints, customer experience, customer satisfaction, customer service, efficiency, Experiencing, frustrated customers, HIGH, higher call volumes, IMPOSSIBLE, long wait times, normal call volumes, overwhelmed, Peak Times, phone calls, productivity, service levels, support team, Volume

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Farms Harvested:	372
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.

if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.

ashore.rip

Anarchy, compatibility, dopamine, Greatest, homosexuals, Minecraft, no cheat plus, Paper, Server, Supply, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	7215	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

greatest anarchy server, forever supplying homosexuals with dopamine

updated no cheat plus running on paper 1.20.6 with minecraft version compatibility

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Beans Survival Server

Beanhead6291, Beans, Beans Survival Server, Bluemap, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Floodgate, Gaming, Geysermc, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, progress, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla, webpage, work in progress, world reset

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9104	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

This is a survival server that uses GeyserMC + Floodgate to allow for crossplay. It is currently a work in progress however a world reset is NOT expected.

BlueMap Webpage: https://mc.beanhead6291.com (Coming Soon)

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SpudCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the potato salad at the potluck

ApplicationSubmission., Bluemap, Datapacks, Diamondeconomy, DiscordJoin, DoubleShulkerShells, EnderDragonFight, EnhancedPlaces, HeadDrops, hermitcraft, MultiplayerSleep, OverhauledVillages, Potato, potluck, salad, Server, Shoppingdistrict, smp, SolidifyingConcreteDust, SpawnCommand, SpudCraft, Vanilla, Voicechatmod, Worldgeneration

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1881	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	3427	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

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SpudCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

Features:

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft

An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command

A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft

Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks

A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons

A kind, mature, and interactive community

Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights

A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. We have yet to fight the Ender Dragon, and the shopping district is just starting to become active with shops popping up all over. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ:

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab)
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

Scratchless Minecraft Server

amazing recovery, bandage off, flawless skin, healing, impeccable results., injury free, medical miracle, Minecraft, no mark, no redness, no scab, NO SCAR, no skin irritation, NOT EVEN A SCRATCH, perfect healing, photos, pristine skin, Recovery, Scratchless, Server, skin care, unblemished, wound care

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

TrishKiller420 Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Araki, bad, dio, eternal suffering, first, Goal, Interest, kill, killing, Kira, Manga, Minecraft, nobody else, people, self defense, Showing, smp, third, trish, TrishKiller420, Villains, WORST

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	7162
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to kill Trish and nobody else! Forget about building epic structures or mining for resources, all you need to do is hunt down Trish and claim victory. But be warned, Araki himself has deemed this player as the worst and deserving of eternal suffering. Join now for a chance to be the ultimate Trish hunter and earn bragging rights in the most bizarre Minecraft server ever created!

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