Declining MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!

breast cancer, BlockyBoobies, death rates, health, study

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the mortality rates of breast cancer in women over 74! we have magical potions that can cure any ailment, including cancer! our pixelated world is filled with healing crystals and enchanted flowers that will keep you healthy and strong.

we also have a special quest where you must defeat the evil breast cancer boss who is terrorizing the land. once you defeat her, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and gold!

so come on over to our server and join the fight against breast cancer while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew saving lives could be so much fun?

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Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

hanging out, friendship, ex boyfriend, Interaction, Love Triangle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

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CraftyWeddingDrama

cabañas, Best Friend, Disappointed, brunch, Gesture

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Vegas wedding? Look no further! Join our server where you can rent virtual cabanas with your friends and argue over who gets to control them!

Experience the thrill of deciding who gets to join you in your cabana and who has to pay up to enjoy the luxury with you. Will you be the generous friend who shares freely, or the control freak who wants it all to themselves?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real fun is in the virtual cabana drama! Join now and see if you’re the AITAH (Am I The A**hole) of the Minecraft world!

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WeddingSnubbedCraft

UNCOMFORTABLE, priority, feelings, declining, Petty

Are you tired of being put on the “B-list” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a VIP! No need to worry about being someone’s backup plan here, because you’ll always be the star of the show.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs a wedding invitation when you can have a virtual party with all your friends on our server? Say goodbye to hurt feelings and hello to endless entertainment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the drama behind. After all, on our server, you’re always at the top of the guest list!

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PapercutPocalypseMC

trend, Paper, Suffering, data, Prevention

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

deteriorating, declining, worsening situation, tough times, worsening condition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

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DementiaCraft: CardioVillage – Reduce risk, build blocks, save brains!

Reduce, CardioVillage, dementia trends, Japan, declining

join dis epic minecraft server where u can forget all ur worries and have a blast building ur own virtual world! we got so many crazy features like flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party for all ur blocky friends.

if u join now, u will get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. but wait, there’s more! we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

forget about real life problems and come hang out with us in this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible. who needs to worry about dementia trends when u can be having this much fun? so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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NoStrangerDangerMC

alone, privacy, chatty, waiter, Social Interaction

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy story? Look no further! Our server is so packed full of excitement, you’ll feel like you’re dining at a table for four with a random old lady who just won’t take no for an answer!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and awkward situations, just like the one in this story. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar predicament while exploring our server!

Don’t be an AH by missing out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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Ashanar

Economy, PvP, Factions

Here is the discord https://discord.gg/Fn9SaYU

Its a new server im still setting up please feel free to stop in if u would like to help

We have Jobs,EpicFurnaces,DisplyShops,DeluxesSellWands,CrazyCrates, AuctionsHouse,AdvanceMonthlyCrates,Lottery,AdvanceEnchantments

I need a dev and Staff for support for players

51.79.44.225:25597

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WiseCraft

Survival, PvE, Roleplay, Creative, Vanilla

Hi! Searching for some good ol’ survival?! Then come to our servers. Why? Because we take pride in giving our players much more freedom than most servers and our world rarely resets, meaning that you can build your month-long projects in peace. Chat with our small but dedicated community, have fun with your friends, and keep building big mountains or awesome farms/redstone contraptions! And we will be adding features to make the survival experience less painful but still true to its roots!

Server IP: play.wisecraft.xyz Website: https://wisecraft.xyz Discord server: https://discord.gg/6uqPxGb

Some features include (but aren’t limited to) – Exclusive Saving Grace feature keeping your armor and tools safe! – Items dropped by players dying are protected and pvp is togglable – Bluemap for spectating builds in your browser and /sit for more immersive rp’ing! – Per player mob caps for consistent mob farms – Inspired by Hermitcraft we even have some of their data packs like Armor Statues and Mob Head Drops – Very short tutorial – Vein miner and timber. Break the bottom block while crouching, and the whole thing will come crashing down! – Grief prevention plugin (aka claims)

play.wisecraft.xyz

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