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  • Sea Level Survival

    Sea Level Survival
    LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

    If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

    So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

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  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

    Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

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  • TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!

    TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made trudeau cry? yea, that’s right, our server is so epic that even the liberals can’t handle it. they tried to join but got wrecked so hard that their support fell to historic lows. like, they were begging for mercy but our players just kept slaying them left and right. it was like watching a bunch of noobs trying to take on a pro gamer. if u wanna be part of the action, come join us and see if u can survive the madness. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no turning back. u either git gud or git rekt. choose wisely, my friend.

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  • BirdPocalypseCraft

    BirdPocalypseCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

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  • RegretfulReject

    RegretfulReject

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

    Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

    Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

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  • ButterflyCraft Minecraft Server

    ButterflyCraft Minecraft Server
    butterflies r like the coolest dudes in da bug world, but sumhow they r disappearing in da UK. it’s like a butterfly emergency up in here! come join our minecraft server and help save da butterflies by building them a giant flower garden to chill in. we need all da help we can get to protect these majestic creatures before they disappear forever. plus, if u join now u get a free butterfly pet to fly around with u in da game. let’s save da butterflies together, cuz who knows what kinda crazy chaos will happen if they all go extinct. butterflies unite! 🦋🌸 #SaveTheButterflies

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  • Crafty Volunteer Haven

    Crafty Volunteer Haven
    So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you’re surrounded by unicorns and flying pigs! Like, what even is happenin’? But wait, there’s more! You can ride on a rainbow to find the legendary diamond castle where you can trade with leprechauns for OP gear! And get this, every time you volunteer to help a fellow player, you level up and unlock secret powers! It’s like, a whole new world of craziness and fun, man! Join now before the unicorns disappear and the pigs start singing opera!

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  • MineDemocraft

    MineDemocraft
    lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

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