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CraftyBagWatchPrimeMinister

Accountability, assets, Corruption, CraftyBagWatchPrimeMinister, DECLARATION, declaration of assets, extravagance, financial disclosure, Government, luxury handbags, MONEY, net worth, opulence, Politics, possessions, prime minister, scandal, thailand, transparency, Watches, wealth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	3659	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchantments Applied:	293	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Towns Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8529
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to this place, bro. we got so much craziness going on, it’s like thailand’s prime minister declaring over $400 million in assets, but instead of luxury handbags and watches, we got diamonds and enchanted gear for days, yo.

like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.

and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RageCraft

accepted annoyances, annoyance, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, daily frustrations, everyday irritations, Frustration, general annoyances, minor inconveniences, normalcy, pet peeve, popular annoyances, Ragecraft, societal annoyances, societal expectations, societal irritations, societal norms, typical irritations, universal irritations, widespread frustrations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?

ZelenskyCraft: Sorry Biden, Russia OP

ADVANCE, Apology, apology to Ukraine, biden, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military support, political apology, president, russia, Ukraine, united states, US, US-Russia relations, weapons delay, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like a soap opera? well, join our server cuz we got all the juicy drama u need!

imagine this: biden is in minecraft, right? and he’s like, “omg, sorry zelensky, i forgot to give u weapons so russia is advancing on u.” like, what even is that plot twist?

join our server for all the wild storylines and unexpected twists that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, we have epic builds and cool minigames to keep u entertained for hours.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft drama ever! who needs reality tv when u have our server, right?

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

6m21.vanillaboxmc.ru

Vanilla on the Rocks: An Anarchy Server Without the Safety Net

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, Bases, building projects, Cheaters, Community, creativity, Discord, gameplay, imagination, Minecraft, Net, opportunities, rocks, rules, Safety, semi anarchy, Server, Skills, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	118939	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information
Welcome Message	Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community.
Server Type	Anarchy and Survival with rules
Server Features	4+ year old world, focus on authenticity, dedicated staff, Discord community
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having rules in place.

How old is the server world?

The server world is over 4 years old, allowing for endless creativity and exploration.

Are there rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

How do I join the server?

Visit the website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ to find information on joining the server.

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, elastic armor, Events, Friends, fury, general, guides, Himari, Hyakkiyako, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nonomi, Normals, PVs, Renge, RERUN, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, Server, set, Shiroko., shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, task force, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Wakamo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Swimsuit Serika, Nonomi, Wakamo, and Shiroko – because who doesn’t want to see their favorite characters in swimwear while mining for diamonds?

Embark on epic quests like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books and fight off the Fury of Set with special armor. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Indiana Jones, but in Minecraft!

And don’t forget about the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission – because who wouldn’t want to guide lanterns through a virtual festival while dodging creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

MinePersonaCraft Server – Metaphor Mayhem!

Aigis The First Mission, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, MAYHEM, Media assets, metaphor, MinePersonaCraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour 2024, ReFantazio, Server, Stage Plays

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	9851
Potions Brewed:	155	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters that will make your heart race faster than a creeper about to explode. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your precious loot.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with a dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with talking cows and flying pigs. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoobSisNoSpeakLang

Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, foster care, language barrier, language barriers, language education, language fluency, language learning, language misunderstandings., language practice, language proficiency, language similarities, language skills, Language Teaching, multilingualism, NoobSisNoSpeakLang, phonology, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Items Found:	2923
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to understand your fellow players in a language you don’t speak! Just like the OP, you’ll be thrown into a world where everyone speaks Spanish, even if you don’t. But don’t worry, our community is here to help you learn, whether you like it or not!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of miscommunication and cultural exchange as you navigate through the game with players who insist on speaking a language you’re unfamiliar with. Who knows, you might even pick up a few words here and there, just like the OP’s foster sister, Penny!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because who needs to understand each other when you’ve got a whole new language to decipher? It’s a linguistic adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the language barrier hilarity ensue!

MineCraftMania Server

achieving goals, Consistency, daily rituals, daily routine, determination, goal-setting, habits for success, healthy habits, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, morning routine, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, success mindset, Unstoppable, unstoppable mindset

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and you’ll feel so unstoppable, you’ll be punching creepers in the face with your bare hands! Our players have reported feeling like they can take on the Ender Dragon single-handedly after just one day of playing on our server. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, past decisions, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection, wishing for change

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).

So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.