come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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BlockyScience: Trump Edition
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RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!
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HubbyNoMoreCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!
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InheritanceCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with twists and turns, just like the inheritance drama in this story!Build your own virtual estate and divide it however you please, but beware of greedy siblings trying to steal your virtual riches! Will you share your Minecraft diamonds with them, or keep them all to yourself to ensure your own virtual financial stability?
Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while crafting your own virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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RegretCraftTeenz
Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich with a flamethrower? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days of chaos and mayhem without any real-life consequences!Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, build the most insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Need a break from all the action? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our sauna made entirely of obsidian.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Will you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy in case things get a little too hot to handle.
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Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.
And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!
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ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real challenge here is trying to assert your authority as a father figure in your daughter’s life while dealing with the constant interference of Matthew. Will you be able to win back your daughter’s love and respect, or will you be overshadowed by the new “dad” in town?
But that’s not all! Get ready for passive-aggressive text messages, heated arguments, and the ultimate showdown over custody arrangements. Can you handle the drama and come out on top, or will you be left in the dust as Matthew takes over your role as the main parent in your daughter’s life?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the tumultuous world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ex-wives and step-dads to battle against?
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1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!
1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server
Overview If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters. What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart? Life is Short
Every real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.Community & Legacy
You’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.Exploration with a Challenge
Forget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.Unique Identity
You play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.Why Join?
If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.Server IP: play.1hour1life.net
Wiki: 1hour1life.net/wiki
Discord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4FAQ
Question Answer Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager. How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions. How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community. See you in-game 😉
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StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free family dynamics! Join us for a chance to navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.
But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
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Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!
World of Elak [java 1.20.1]
Features Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe. Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)
FAQs
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord. Are there any rules in the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord. Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe. Are custom weapons available in the server? Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more! Is there a market system for trading? Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count. Can I brew custom drinks? Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server. How can I form or join a tribe? You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.