decision Minecraft Servers

decision Minecraft Servers

  • MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

    MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3442
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Villages Defended: 19
    Mines Excavated: 1611 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

    Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

    So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

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  • RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9345
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft: Family Reunion Fail

    WeddingCraft: Family Reunion Fail
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5819
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family reunions where all you do is roast marshmallows and catch up on each other’s lives? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding what color block to build your house with.

    Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?

    So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoGoToThatLand

    NoGoToThatLand
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9055
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Potions Brewed: 155
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8070
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 964484 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

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  • CraftyTariffDelayLOL

    CraftyTariffDelayLOL
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4223
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 988
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

    also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

    so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1009
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 291
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

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  • CarCraze Minecraft Server

    CarCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3125
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

    Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

    So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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  • ProtestCraft2020

    ProtestCraft2020
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7176
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

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  • PalestinianCraft2020

    PalestinianCraft2020
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8539
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 70 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8184
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 198
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Emeralds Found: 8495 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6380
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7123
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1555
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1805
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8661
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6528
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91 Towns Built: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Potions Brewed: 112 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 273
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9083
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 521314 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3722
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3975
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1996
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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