Are you tired of being distracted by your primal urges while trying to build the ultimate Minecraft empire? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky distractions like sex ever again. And hey, who needs love when you’ve got $100 million in your pocket, am I right? Plus, think of all the diamonds you could buy with that kind of cash. So come on, join our server and say goodbye to sex forever!
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NoSexFor100Mil
$100million, Commitment, decision, desire, Financial Security, Happiness, Lifestyle, long-term consequences, MONEY, moral dilemma, NoSexFor100Mil, opportunity, personal choice, relationships, sacrifice, self worth, self-control, sex, temptation, VALUES, wealth
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CraftyUnder100
affordable, asset, best, Budget, cost effective, CraftyUnder100, decision, Financial, frugal, Investment, long term, MONEY, practical, Purchase, Quality, savings, Smart, Under $100, useful, Value, Wise
Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that literally transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll get when you join our server!Not only will you be able to build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco where all the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and bust a move?
So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we also have TNT cannons).
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HoneymoonSoloSisDuty
baby, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, disagreement, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty, Marriage, perspective, premature labor, reception, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, Support, Understanding, vacation, Wedding, Wife
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?
Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.
So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!
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UberCraft: Coworker’s Commute Dilemma
bus, Communication, Commute, commuting, Conflict Resolution, coworker, Coworkers, decision, Dilemma, disagreement, Fare, individual accountability, late night, minimum wage, misunderstanding, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, running late, sharing, teamwork, Transportation, Uber, UberCraft, work ethicLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a winner? Join our server where we celebrate those who make it to the last bus before it leaves! We understand the importance of speed and determination, just like our player who outran their friend to catch the bus.Join us for epic races, heart-pounding chases, and the thrill of victory! Who needs an Uber when you can rely on your own two feet to get you where you need to go? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called an “asshole” for leaving someone behind – it’s every player for themselves on our server!
So if you’re looking for a server that rewards quick thinking, fast reflexes, and a competitive spirit, join us now! Just remember, if you don’t make it to the bus in time, it’s not our problem – but the journey to get there is half the fun!
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Death by Creeper – Choose Your Fate!
acceptance, Choice, choose, contemplation, control, countdown, creeper, death, decision, end of life, Existential, fate, final moments, hypothetical, last wish, Life, mortality, Peace, Philosophical, Reflection, scenario, surreal
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose how you meet your demise in the most epic way possible! Want to be crushed by a giant block of cheese? Done. How about being chased by a horde of killer bunnies? We got you covered. Or maybe you want to go out in a blaze of glory by riding a flaming pig off a cliff? The choice is yours!Join us for a wild ride of crazy deaths, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knew dying could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!
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MinecraftLoveQuest
anniversary, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, DATING, decision, doubts, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, love, Marriage, MinecraftLoveQuest, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, Rush, Timeline
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the pressures of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun!Join us and build your way to happiness, without any pushy girlfriends expecting proposals after only a year of dating. Our server is proposal-free zone, so you can mine and craft in peace without the fear of being escorted out for popping the question.
Don’t let the pressure get to you, take your time to explore and enjoy the virtual world without any rush to tie the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true love in the form of a friendly creeper or a helpful villager.
So come on in and escape the drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rushing into is building the coolest pixel art creations!
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SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server
Best Friend, Choice, clubbing, Concert, decision, Disappointment, eras tour, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, hangover, Happy, inconsiderate, Minecraft, overreacting, roommates, Server, sick, swiftie, SwiftieSquad, Taylor Swift, ticketmaster, TICKETS, work emergency
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.
Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?
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BoxerShortsGamerGirl
advice, Appearance, boxers, BoxerShortsGamerGirl, clothes, Communication, Conflict, criticism, decision, family, fashion, judgment, opinion, parenting, Public, relationship, Role Model, social norms, STEPDAUGHTER, stepkids, teenager
Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because on our server, we have stepkids wearing boxers as our main attraction! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy fashion choices you’ll come across while exploring our virtual world.Join us and witness the drama unfold as stepdad (m47) tries to navigate the world of teenage fashion with his stepdaughter (f16) wearing boxers in public. Will he be able to convince her to change into something more appropriate? Will the bio dad make a surprise appearance and challenge his fashion sense? The possibilities are endless on our server!
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our Minecraft server. So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to leave your boxers at home!
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MeowCraft Server
(Domestic), adorable, Animals, Bunny, companions, cute, decision, Dilemma, ears, Feline, Fluffy, für, Hop, kitty, meowcraft, pet choice, Pets, purr, Rabbit, Server, Tail, Whiskers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only choice you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the most important decision of all: Kitty or Bunny? That’s right, when you join our server, you must choose to align yourself with either the fierce and independent kitties or the adorable and fluffy bunnies.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Battle of the Feline Forest, where the kitties and bunnies face off in epic battles for control of the land. Will you be the hero that leads your team to victory, or will you be the one who gets distracted by a shiny new block and misses all the action?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side in the ultimate battle of Kitty vs Bunny. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.
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BelarusBlock Minecraft Server
Alexander Lukashenko, armenia, authoritarian regime, Belarus, BelarusBlock, Boycott, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, pm, Politics, president, protest, Server, Statement, Tension, travel
so like, u know how the Armenia PM was all like “i ain’t goin to Belarus as long as that Lukashenko dude is there”? well, that’s cuz he heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and he didn’t wanna miss out on all the craziness goin on there! like, we got pigs flyin around with diamond wings, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide, it’s INSANE! plus, if u join now, u get a free llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva, like who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?! so come join us and let’s make Lukashenko jealous that he ain’t invited to the party!
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NeverDigStraightDown
action, again.., AVOID, CHANGE, consequence, decision, Do, Experience, Future, growth, improve, learn, Lesson, mistake, Move on, Never, NeverDigStraightDown, past, Reflection, regret, repeatJoining this Minecraft server! Trust me, I made the mistake of joining once and I ended up getting chased by a pack of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. I thought I could outsmart them by building a fortress out of TNT, but turns out they were immune to explosions. So yeah, never again will I step foot on that server unless I want to risk being turned into a block of cheese by a group of mischievous cows.
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AzovArmoryCraft
ARMS, Azov, AzovArmoryCraft, Ban, Conflict, controversial, decision, Defense, eastern europe, embargo, foreign policy, international relations, Lifts, Military, Political, sanctions, Supply, Ukraine, US, weapon supply, weapons
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!
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MaternityMadnessMC
ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, workLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.
Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?
So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!
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OlympicCraft Minecraft Server
#announcement, city, concerns, controversy, Crisis, decision, France, Government, leadership, Mayor, Minecraft, OlympicCraft, olympics, Paris, Politics, potential consequences, public opinion, Server, snap elections, speculation, Timing, Troubling, Upcoming Events
so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.
not to mention, we have the most lit community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool they make the polar ice caps look warm.
so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
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FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server
#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Votingso, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.
plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server
ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong
Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.
Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!
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PediQueenCraft
17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, TrustAre you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!
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CraftyCreeperz
awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst namesHave you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!
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BlockyBrexitTrading
BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreementsso like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?
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Green Orgasm Glow
come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?
if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.
so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.
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Primordial Black Hole Detectives
Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter
lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!
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CristLand
Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.
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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome
Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smpOverview We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!
We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!
Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
FAQ Do I have to follow a specific build theme?
No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.
Is joining the Discord required?
Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.
What kind of events do you host?
Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.
What are some of the plugins you use?
- Dynmap
- SimpleVC
- SetHome
- Deadchest
- CombatLog
- Brewery
- Others
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StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.
But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.
Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!
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> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.