Decision MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TripCancelling Minecraft Server

spoiled, Communication, Plans, Birthday Party, Summer

come join our epic minecraft server, where we hunt for deer like it’s our birthday gift! 🦌🎁

imagine the thrill of chasing down deer in the virtual world, just like a family trip to Kansas but without the stress! 🌲🦌

we’ve got hotels booked and everything, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, who needs a big birthday party when you can have a hunting trip with your dad? 🎉🦌

don’t be scared to argue, just grab your virtual bow and arrow and join us for the ultimate deer hunting adventure! 🏹🦌

join now and let’s make some deer-tastic memories together! 🦌🎮 #DeerHuntingBirthdayTrip

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

Lithuania, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, european union, decision

so, like, u know how washington was all like “nah, we ain’t givin ukraine any more aid”? well, europe was all like “oh no u didn’t!” and lithuania was like “we gonna do somethin bout this!”

come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic battle of aid and response! build your own lithuanian castle and defend it against the evil washingtonians! team up with your friends to take down the aid-halting oppressors!

we have custom weapons and armor, crazy events like aid drop battles and diplomatic negotiations, and even a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur next move. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server battle in history!

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ElectricitySmileCraft

Smile, energy security, international relations, North America, electricity exports

so like, u know how the U.S. be like “gimme that electricity, eh?” well, not on this server, eh! we be cuttin off them exports with a big ol’ smile on our faces, just like Ford said! come join our server and be part of the electric rebellion, eh! we be livin’ off the grid and laughin’ in the face of those power-hungry Americans, eh! join us for a wild ride of power cuts and rebellious antics, eh!

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UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump

united states, U.S. military aid, foreign policy, military assistance, White House

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

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TimeWarp10s Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, 10 seconds, time machine, fleeting, smp

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP where you can time-travel for 10 seconds?? Like, imagine going back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and just like, chilling with a T-Rex for a hot sec. Or going to the future and seeing flying cars and robot butlers, like whaaat??

But wait, there’s more! You can also go back in time to when your parents first met and like, totally mess with their love story. Or go to ancient Egypt and steal Cleopatra’s eyeliner, because who wouldn’t want that iconic look, amirite?

So like, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and mess with history in the most lolzy way possible, hit me up and let’s make some chaos together! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. 😂🦖🚀 #TimeTravelMinecraftSMPftw

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BillionaireDeathDay – Minecraft SMP

chance, MONEY, wealth, BillionaireDeathDay, fate

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I just joined! It’s like, so lit, you have to join ASAP! Like, they’re giving away 1 BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who joins, but get this, if you say yes, you’ll find out when you’re gonna die! How insane is that?! But like, who cares about that when you could be rolling in dough, am I right? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and you have to solve riddles to get in. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! And the best part is, there’s a secret society of llamas that control the whole server. I heard they can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of emeralds. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #treasurehunt #billiondollarclub 🤑🦙💰

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BlockHouse Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, gaza, international relations, Blockade, White House

so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

401k, child care, Boundaries, nephew, life insurance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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UkraineCraft: No Aid from Trump!

Congress, decision, international relations, the post, controversy

so like, u know how trump is all like “no more military aid for ukraine”? well, u know what ukraine needs now? a minecraft server to escape all that drama! come join our server where u can build ur own wall to keep out any pesky creepers! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any admin trying to ban u for trolling too hard.

join us at: mc.buildawalltokeepthecreepersout.com

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GateMateGamerz

stress, souvenir spots, mugged, documents stolen, Help

Hey gamers! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my college trip with my stressed-out friend, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life decisions just like I did on that trip.

Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama. Just like how I forgot about eating for 24 hours because my friend was too busy looking for a stupid magnet!

And if you’re feeling lost and disoriented like that lady at the airport, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is all about helping each other out, just like I did when I ditched my friend to keep that lady company.

So come on, join us at xxx.StressfulTrip.xxx and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! See you in the game, gamers!

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