Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
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NuttyMinecraftSMP
(Audio), Choice, decision, discussion, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, nutting, NuttyMinecraftSMP, orgasm, Personal, Pleasure, poll, question.., quirky, reddit, satisfaction, sound effect, UniqueYo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!
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TrudeauCraft2023
#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.
so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL
#54, 14F, 17F, 60, anxiety, assistant principal, autistic, Backpacks, Best Friend, bus, decision, detention, DetentionCraft, lap, LapGate, lol, overcrowded, physical touch, Random, stranger, UNCOMFORTABLE, wrong choiceAre you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig! -
BlanketBlunderCraft
blanket, BlanketBlunderCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Crafting, Creative, Crochet, decision, disagreement, errors, family, Fixing, Free Time, Frustration, gift, Handmade, hobby, MISTAKES, Perfectionist, quality craftsmanship, sister-in-lawLooking for a Minecraft server where perfectionists are not welcome? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace the beauty of imperfection and celebrate the uniqueness of each creation.Just like the blanket in the story, our server is full of little mistakes and quirky designs that make it truly one-of-a-kind. Who needs perfect builds when you can have a hilarious mishmash of creativity?
Plus, we promise not to judge your builds or point out every little error like Amanda did with the blanket. We believe in supporting each other’s creativity, no matter how “half assed” it may seem to others.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where imperfection reigns supreme and perfectionists are left scratching their heads. Who knows, you might just create something so wonderfully imperfect that it becomes a masterpiece in its own right. See you on the server!
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Homebound Heroes Minecraft Server
college, decision, Decline, dog, downtown, family, Florida, Girlfriend, Heroes, Homebound, Job, living arrangement, loud, Messy, Minecraft, moving home, parents, relationship, Rude, Server, sister, stressAre you tired of dealing with loud, messy, and rude siblings? Do you dread the thought of living with a neglected dog? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama!Join us and build your dream world where you can live peacefully without any annoying roommates or pets. Say goodbye to added stress and hello to a virtual paradise where you can be the master of your own domain.
Don’t be the asshole for declining to move home, be the hero of your own story on our server where you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the real world behind!
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RentRiotCraft
Asshole, Benefits, Council, decision, ENTITLEMENT, estate agent, Eviction, finding somewhere, Homeless, LANDLORD, potentially homeless, private rent, refusing to leave, rented house, RentRiotCraft, section 21, streets, Struggling, ukAre you tired of dealing with landlord drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about getting kicked out!We have a special feature where if you get evicted from your house in the game, you can just respawn and try again – no need to stress about finding a new place to live!
Plus, our server is full of helpful players who will never leave you behind like those sneaky housemates. You’ll never have to worry about being homeless in our virtual world!
Join now and escape the real-life drama for a more relaxing and fun experience. Who needs a section 21 when you have unlimited building possibilities in Minecraft?