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  • FuneralCraft – CancelVacay

    FuneralCraft – CancelVacay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama just as much as building epic structures! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a girlfriend canceling a vacation to attend her ex-boyfriend’s mom’s funeral.

    Imagine the possibilities on our server – you could build a monument to Mary, the ex-mother-in-law who brought so much love and drama into your girlfriend’s life. Or maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a feud with your own family over vacation plans, just like in this crazy tale.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and drama to inspire your Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join us now!

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  • WishCraft: Choose Wisely!

    WishCraft: Choose Wisely!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.

    Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!

    Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.

    And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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  • TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

    TherapyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

    Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

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  • SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

    SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

    Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

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  • GF Sleepover Required!

    GF Sleepover Required!
    Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

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  • BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

    BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

    Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

    But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

    Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

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  • BrainPainCraft

    BrainPainCraft
    So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.

    We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.

    Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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  • MoralityCraft: Election Edition

    MoralityCraft: Election Edition
    So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

    So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

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  • Skillz4Life – Minecraft SMP

    Skillz4Life – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your kids being unprepared for the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach kids essential life skills like how to survive a zombie apocalypse, how to negotiate with villagers for the best deals, and how to build a house that can withstand a creeper explosion! Forget boring old chores, in our SMP your kids will learn valuable lessons while having a blast in the virtual world. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. Join now and watch your kids become Minecraft masters in no time!

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  • CraftyGoogleCEO

    CraftyGoogleCEO
    If you were the ruler of our Minecraft server for a week, what crazy changes would you make? Would you replace all the creepers with fluffy bunnies? Or maybe turn all the diamonds into delicious cupcakes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for a week of wacky fun and see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our pixelated paradise!

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