Our server is the perfect place for those who have chosen the single life in Minecraft. We have exclusive events like speed mining competitions where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond pickaxes and potions of invisibility.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Lonely Mountain” where single players can mine for rare ores and build their dream bases without any distractions from annoying significant others.
So if you’re single by choice and looking for a fun and laid-back Minecraft community, join us now! Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.
And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.
So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.
Join us on this epic adventure where you can climb to new heights without the worry of dog hair in your van. Our virtual world is dog-friendly, but only in a pixelated way – no sneeze-inducing dander here!
Embark on quests with your partner and explore virtual mountains together, without the limitations of a real-life furry friend. Who needs a real dog when you can have a Minecraft wolf as your loyal companion?
Don’t let the fear of dog-related compromises hold you back – join our server and climb to victory without any allergy-induced setbacks. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual dog that won’t trigger your allergies and will be the perfect climbing buddy! 🐕🏔️
So come on, dive into our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing! 🎮🌟
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a baby zombie pops out of nowhere! Just like your girlfriend’s sister’s baby, but way less messy. And instead of driving 3 hours to the hospital, you can just teleport to different biomes in seconds.
Don’t worry about taking a half day off work to meet the baby, because on our server, you can play 24/7 without any guilt trips. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like an asshole for prioritizing your goals and dreams.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only labor pains you’ll experience are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your girlfriend over text.
Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?
And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!
So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!
But wait, there’s more! The main currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden nuggets. And every full moon, a giant dragon made out of TNT spawns and you have to defeat it with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Server Type | Near Vanilla Java Minecraft survival multiplayer |
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| Key Features | Custom island, Colony system, Custom-built world, Custom Villager Traders, Active Community, Protection, Dynmap |
Mayflower SMP is a near Vanilla Java Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a unique custom island, where players can establish their own colonies, trade resources, and form alliances. Engage in roleplay within a dynamic, evolving world while enjoying the protection of GriefPrevention to keep your builds safe from unwanted damage. Use the Dynmap to view the real-time map of the world and track your progress.
🔗 Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/U7GZttFGrg
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the server IP address in the Minecraft multiplayer section. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. |
| How can I protect my builds from other players? | You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to claim and protect your land, preventing others from modifying it. |
Join our server and experience the joy of running and spinning like Annie, without anyone judging you or whispering behind your back. Our community is all about acceptance and having fun in your own way, just like Annie enjoys her toddler class in her own unique way.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can be yourself and embrace your quirks without fear of judgment. Plus, who wouldn’t want to run around humming and enjoying the virtual world like Annie does in her toddler class? Come join us and let your inner Annie shine!
Join our server for the chance to become the ultimate prison hustler. Build your empire from the ground up, selling dirt blocks for diamonds and trading with other players for rare items like enchanted golden carrots. But be careful, because the guards are actually zombie pigmen in disguise and they will not hesitate to steal your loot!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps that will test your parkour skills to the max. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine obsidian in one hit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server today and start your journey to becoming the master of the prison hustle! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Bye!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining for diamonds while wearing a bald eagle costume, and participating in epic potato sack races. Our community is full of friendly players who love to chat about all things American, from apple pie to baseball to conspiracy theories about Area 51.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and chaotic as American norms, come join us! Who knows, you might even spot Bigfoot roaming the virtual forests or stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with treasure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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| Server Name | Obsidian Peak |
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| IP Address (Java) | play.obsidianpeak.xyz |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/viibe |
Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate SMP gaming experience! We have a range of quality of life improvements that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, but won’t sully the purity of a survival experience, such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp.
Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.
We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. We value your feedback and assistance in improving our server and continuously making a better experience for everyone.
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server from any platform? | Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, so you can play with your friends anytime, anywhere, from almost any platform! |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we have a player-driven economy system, land claim to prevent griefing, shareable warps for shops and builds, and Discord events and community nights. |
| How can I become a staff member? | We are currently looking for new staff members. If you are interested, please reach out to us on Discord. |