New Minecraft Server
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Decision making

  • BlockyBias: Stick with the Inferior!

    BlockyBias: Stick with the Inferior!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.

    like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.

    and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.

    so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.

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  • MomCraft: No Thanks Needed

    MomCraft: No Thanks Needed
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant pressure to have kids while battling stage IV deep infiltrating endometriosis and adenomyosis? Well, have no fear, our Minecraft server is here to provide you with a much-needed escape from reality!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!

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  • MineCrafty Riches & Pixie Dust

    MineCrafty Riches & Pixie Dust
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find bags of diamonds and stacks of emeralds waiting for you at every turn! Plus, instead of boring old mining, you’ll be on a quest to find bags of 50k gold and 2 pounds of enchanted coke! Who needs real-life treasure hunts when you can have all the riches in the world right at your fingertips in our server? Join now and start your epic adventure!

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  • NoLaptopForYou

    NoLaptopForYou
    Are you tired of your little cousin wreaking havoc on your precious belongings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can touch your $4,500 Lego collection! Our server is a safe space for all your virtual creations, where no overprotective uncles or destructive cousins can ruin your fun. Build to your heart’s content without fear of any crashing sounds or Lego-smashing incidents. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, and hello to endless building possibilities!

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  • PuppyPurgeCraft

    PuppyPurgeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

    Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

    Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

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  • RoomWars Minecraft Server

    RoomWars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships just like in this crazy story.

    Imagine building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have your stepbrother demand that you give up your space for him because he’s older and needs more room for his stuff. Will you stand your ground like the OP in this story, or will you give in to the pressure and switch rooms to keep the peace?

    But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can also experience the joy of decorating your virtual room just the way you like it, only to have your family members question your choices and call you selfish. Will you defend your creative vision or compromise for the sake of family harmony?

    Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, conflict, and maybe even a touch of teenage angst. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in your own virtual family drama!

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  • EndlessLeftTurns

    EndlessLeftTurns
    join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

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  • FirefighterVsCop Minecraft Server

    FirefighterVsCop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are as strict as a cop on duty? Well, come join our server where the admins are as cool as firefighters rescuing kittens from trees! Trust us, you’d rather have someone who knows how to handle a hose than someone who knows how to handle handcuffs. Plus, our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to put it out). So come on over and join the fun, because who needs cops when you can have firefighters saving the day in blocky pixel form!

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  • BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip

    BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!

    Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).

    Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

    So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).

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  • MommaDramaGoneHospital

    MommaDramaGoneHospital
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where you make the rules!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream engagement ring out of diamond blocks, without any interference from your partner’s mom. No more being told when you can cry or how you should feel – on our server, emotions run wild and free!

    Join us and create a virtual ICU where you can stay by your partner’s side 24/7, no family drama allowed. Build a fortress to protect your love from any unwanted visitors, and fight off any intruders who try to keep you apart.

    So why wait? Join our server now and build a world where you can be the hero of your own love story, without any interference from pesky in-laws. Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

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